101 Places Not to See Before You Die - Catherine Price [64]
innertubes, pink, 86
insects,
horny, 55–57
sociopathic, 55
Io, xiv, 118–119
Ireland, 132–133
Israel, 84
Italy, 159–160, 194–195
J
jackalope(s), 42–44
Jackson Hole, 74–75
Jacobs, A. J., 23
James Fenimore Cooper Burger King, 78
Japan, 65–66, 85–86, 211–212
Jeanneke Pis, 173
Jesus, speaking with, 47–48
Joint Security Area, 49–51
Juarez, Ciudad, 96–97
Jupiter’s Worst Moon, Io, xiv, 118–119
K
Kahn, Jennifer, 220
Kansas, 47
Karostas Cietums, 105–106
Kenai Peninsula, 87–89
Khewra Salt Mines Mosque, 144–145
killing pigs, a bad idea, 140–141
Kingman Reef, 62–64
Koh Samui, 18–19
Kola Superdeep Borehole, xiv, 109–110
Korea, North, 49–51, 205–206
Korea, South, 30–33, 49–51
Kristof, Nick, 82–83, 84
L
Lake Tanganyika, shores of, 192–193
Las Vegas porn convention, xiv, 200–201
Latvia, 105–106
lead poisoning, 122
Lebanon, 84
Line Islands, 62–64
Little A’Le’Inn, 198–199
Llanwrtyd Wells, Wales, 202–203
loser, definition of, 204
Luxor hotel, 197
M
Machu Picchu, 171
maggots, 115–116, 185
magma, 109, 190
Maine, 72–73
mall(s), crappy, 150–151
Man-Drowning, Great, 153–154
Manneken Pis, 172–173
Maoist china, 31
Margonelli, Lisa, 152
Mauna Kea, 139
maxi-pads, with your father in the room, 14–17
Medicine Lodge, Kansas, 47
Medinat Al-Fayoum, 128–129
Mexico City, 134–136
Mexico, 67–68, 96–97, 134–136, 190, 213–214, 232–233
Michigan, 25–26, 222
Mohorovicic Discontinuity, 109–110
Molasses Flood, Great 24
monk, masquerading as, 30–33
Montana, 1
Moore, Charles, 100–101
Mount Everest, 139
Mount Washington, Top of, 107–108
mummies, 149, 232–233
Mystery House, Winchester, 20–22
N
naked
backside(s), 16
hippies, 217–219
people, 23, 65–66, 130–131, 217–219
protestors, 35–36
sushi, 65–66
nantaimori, 66
nasty anal fruit salad, 80
Nation, Carry, 47–48
Nepal, 139
Nero, 194–195
Netherlands, 188–189
Nevada, 196–199, 217–219, 220
apology for including the entire state, 196
New Delhi, 3
New Hampshire, 107–108
New Jersey, 58–59, 78–79
New Mexico, 226–227
New Year’s Eve, 69–71
New York City, 45, 48, 66, 69–71, 76–77, 130–131, 188, 197, 215
New York State, 90–91
Nicorette, last piece of, 187
North Korea, 49–51, 205–206
nuclear
garbage dumps, 198
testing sites, 197
Nudes, Running of the, 36
nurdle(s), 31, 101
nyotaimori, 65–66
O
O le nu’u-o-nonoa, 25
Oklahoma, Picher, 121–122
Old Firm Derby, 174–175
Onondaga, Lake, 90–91
opium dens, 98
Orange, Texas, 114
Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument, 67–68
P
Pacific Ocean, 62–64, 100–101, 157–158
pack-mules, large budget for, 114
paella, worst, 39–41
Pakistan, 82, 114, 144–145
Pamplona, Spain, 34–36
pancake(s), macerated 220
Paris, Siege of, 23
peat bog(s) and sumo wrestling costumes, 202
“Pee Boy,” Little, 172–173
penis(es), 18–19, 172–173, 209–210
Pennsylvania, 98–99
period, getting your, 14–17
Peru, 171
PETA, 35–36
Petak, 228–229
phallic rocks, 18–19
pig lagoon(s), bottom of, 221–222
Pike’s Place, 180–181
Pis
Jeanneke, 173
Manneken, 172–173
Pittsburgh, 98–99
plane crashes, 84
platza treatment(s), 131
playa foot, 218
poison oak, 176–177
Poland, 144
Pollan
Isaac, 40–41
Michael, 39–40
porn convention, Las Vegas, xiv, 200–201
Powderhouse Hill, 72–73
prawns, world–weary, 40
prison(s), 105–106, 228–229
prostitutes, 79
pseudo-testes, 210
R
rabbi(s), twelve-inch, 81
rash(es), debilitating, 176–177, 231
rat pate, 23
rebar, wounds from, 207–208
Reef, Kingman, 62–64
religious theme park(s), 123–125
rendering plants, 184–185
Rendezvous Mountain, 74–75
Rhino, Yamaha, 146–147
riding chaps, leather, 49
rime ice, covering your body, 107–108
river of human excrement, 23
Roach, Mary, 54
Rocky Mountain Oysters, 1–2
Rome, 8, 159–160, 194–195
rotten eggs, stench of, 119
Running of the Nudes, 36
rush hour, Samoa, 52–53
Rushmore, Mount, 92–93
Russia, 109–110, 228–229
Russian & Turkish baths, 130–131
S
salt mine tourism, 144–145
Sam Kee Building, 98–99
Samoa, 52–53
San Jose, California, 20–22
sausage flies, 163–164
Schultz, Patricia, xiii
Scotland, 174–175
scrotums
fake 210