time. But when we got into the street I viddied that thinking is for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use like inspiration and what Bog sends. For now it was lovely music that came to my aid. There was an auto ittying by and it had its radio on, and I could just slooshy a bar or so of Ludwig van (it was the Violin Concerto, last movement), and I viddied right at once what to do. I said, in like a thick deep goloss: “Right, Georgie, now,” and I whisked out my cut-throat britva. Georgie said: “Uh?” but he was skorry enough with his nozh, the blade coming sloosh out of the handle, and we were on to each other. Old Dim said: “Oh no, not right that isn’t, and made to uncoil the chain round his tally, but Pete said, putting his rooker firm on old Dim: “Leave them. It’s right like that.” So then Georgie and Your Humble did the old quiet cat-stalk, looking for openings, knowing each other’s style a bit too horrorshow really. Georgie now and then going lurch lurch with his shining nozh but not no wise connecting. And all the time lewdies passed by and viddied all this but minded their own, it being perhaps a common street-sight. But then I counted odin dva tree and went ak ak ak with the britva, though not at litso or glazzies but at Georgie’s nozh-holding rooker and, my little brothers, he dropped. He did. He dropped his nozh with a tinkle tankle on the hard winter sidewalk. I had just ticklewickled his fingers with my britva, and there he was looking at the malenky dribble of krovvy that was redding out in the lamplight. “Now,” I said, and it was me that was starting, because Pete had given old Dim the soviet not to uncoil the oozy from round his tally and Dim had taken it, “now, Dim, let’s thou and me have all this now, shall us?” Dim went, “Aaaaaaarhgh,” like some bolshy bezoomny animal, and snaked out the chain from his waist real horrorshow and skorry, so you had to admire. Now the right style for me here was to keep low like in frog-dancing to protect litso and glazzies, and this I did, brothers, so that poor old Dim was a malenky bit surprised, him being accustomed to the straight face-on lash lash lash. Now I will say that he whished me horrible on the back so that it stung like bezoomny, but that pain told me to dig in skorry once and for all and be done with old Dim. So I swished with the britva at his left noga in its very tight tight and I slashed two inches of cloth and drew a malenky drop of krovvy to make Dim real bezoomny. Then while he went hauwwww hauwww hauwww like a doggie I tried the same style as for Georgie, banking all on one move - up, cross, cut - and I felt the britva go just deep enough in the meat of old Dim’s wrist and he dropped his snaking oozy yelping like a little child. Then he tried to drink in all the blood from his wrist and howl at the same time, and there was too much krovvy to drink and he went bubble bubble bubble, the red like fountaining out lovely, but not for very long. I said:
“Right, my droogies, now we should know. Yes, Pete?”
“I never said anything,” said Pete. “I never govoreeted one slovo. Look, old Dim’s bleeding to death.”
“Never,” I said. “One can die but once. Dim died before he was born. That red red krovvy will soon stop.” Because I had not cut into the like main cables. And I myself took a clean tashtook from my carman to wrap round poor old dying Dim’s rooker, howling and moaning as he was, and the krovvy stopped like I said it would, O my brothers. So they knew now who was master and leader, sheep, thought I. It did not take long to quieten these two wounded soldiers down in the snug of the Duke of New York, what with large brandies (bought with their own cutter, me having given all to my dad, and a wipe with tashtooks dipped in the water-jug. The old ptitsas we’d been so horrorshow to last night were there again, going, “Thanks, lads” and “God bless you, boys” like they couldn’t stop, though we had not repeated the old sammy act with them. But Pete said: “What’s it to be, girls?” and bought black and suds for them, him seeming to have a fair amount of pretty