A Clockwork Orange - Burgess, Anthony [35]
“Leave him to me, go on, let me have him now, brothers.” So Big Jew said:
“Yeth, yeth, boyth, that’th fair. Thlosh him then, Alekth.” So they all stood around while I cracked at this prestoopnick in the near dark. I fisted him all over, dancing about with my boots on though unlaced, and then I tripped him and he went crash crash on to the floor. I gave him one real horrorshow kick on the gulliver and he went ohhhh, then he sort of snorted off to like sleep, and The Doctor said: “Very well, I think that wil be enough of a lesson,” squinting to viddy this downed and beaten-up veck on the floor. “Let him dream perhaps about being a better boy in the future.” So we all climbed back into our bunks, being very tired now. What I dreamt of, O my brothers, was of being in some very big orchestra, hundreds and hundreds strong, and the conductor was a like mixture of Ludwig van and G. F. Handel, looking very deaf and blind and weary of the world. I was with the wind instruments, but what I was playing was like a white pinky bassoon made of flesh and growing out of my plott, right in the middle of my belly, and when I blew into it I had to smeck ha ha ha very loud because it like tickled, and then Ludwig van G. F. got very razdraz and bezoomny. Then he came right up to my litso and creeched loud in my ooko, and then I woke up like sweating. Of course, what the loud shoom really was was the prison buzzer going brrrrr brrrrr brrrrr. It was winter morning and my glazzies were all cally with sleepglue, and when I opened up they were very sore in the electric light that had been switched on all over the zoo. Then I looked down and viddied this new prestoopnick lying on the floor, very bloody and bruisy and still out out out. Then I remembered about last night and that made me smeck a bit.
But when I got off the bunk and moved him with my bare noga, there was a feel of like stiff coldness, so I went over to The Doctor’s bunk and shook him, him always being very slow at waking up in the morning. But he was off his bunk skorry enough this time, and so were the others, except for Wall who slept like dead meat. “Very unfortunate,” The Doctor said. “A heart attack, that’s what it must have been.” Then he said, looking round at us all: “You really shouldn’t have gone for him like that. It was most ill-advised really.” Jojohn said:
“Come come, doc, you weren’t all that backward yourself in giving him a sly bit of fist.” Then Big Jew turned on me, saying:
“Alekth, you were too impetuouth. That latht kick wath a very very nathty one.” I began to get razdraz about this and said:
“Who started it, eh? I only got in at the end, didn’t I?” I pointed at Jojohn and said: “It was your idea.” Wall snored a bit loud, so I said: “Wake that vonny bratchny up. It was him that kept on at his rot while Big Jew here had him up against the bars.” The Doctor said:
“Nobody will deny having a little hit at the man, to teach him a lesson so to speak, but it’s apparent that you, my dear boy, with the forcefulness and, shall I say, heedlessness of youth, dealt him the coo de gras. It’s a great pity.”
“Traitors,” I said. “Traitors and liars,” because I could viddy it was all like before, two years before, when my so-called droogs