A Clockwork Orange - Burgess, Anthony [64]
“What?” It was like he had not slooshied me before. “Oh, that,” I said, “is what we call nadsat talk. All the teens use that, sir.” So then he ittied off to the kitchen to wash up the dishes, and I was left in these borrowed night platties and toofles, waiting to have done to me what was going to be done to me, because I had no plans for myself, O my brothers.
While the great F. Alexander was in the kitchen a ding-alingaling came at the door. “Ah,” he creeched, coming out wiping his rookers, “it will be these people. I’ll go.” So he went and let them in, a kind of rumbling hahaha of talk and hallo and filthy weather and how are things in the hallway, then they ittied into the room with the fire and the book and the article about how I had suffered, viddying me and going Aaaaah as they did it. There were three lewdies, and F. Alex gave me their eemyas. Z.Dolin was a very wheezy smoky kind of a veck, coughing kashl kashl kashl with the end of a cancer in his rot, spilling ash all down his platties and then brushing it away with like very impatient rookers. He was a malenky round veck, fat, with big thick-framed otchkies on. Then there was Something Something Rubinstein, a very tall and polite chelloveck with a real gentleman’s goloss, very starry with a like eggy beard. And lastly there was D. B. da Silva who was like skorry in his movements and had this strong von of scent coming from him. They all had a real horrorshow look at me and seemed like overjoyed with what they viddied. Z. Dolin said:
“All right, all right, eh? What a superb device he can be, this boy. If anything, of course, he could for preference look even iller and more zombyish than he does. Anything for the cause. No doubt we can think of something.”
I did not like that crack about zombyish, brothers, and so I said: “What goes on, bratties? What dost thou in mind for thy little droog have?” And the F. Alexander swooshed in with:
“Strange, strange, that manner of voice pricks me. We’ve come into contact before, I’m sure we have.” And he brooded, like frowning. I would have to watch this, O my brothers. D. B. da Silva said:
“Public meetings, mainly. To exhibit you at public meetings will be a tremendous help. And, of course, the newspaper angle is all tied up. A ruined life is the approach. We must inflame all hearts.” He showed his thirty-odd zoobies, very white against his dark-coloured litso, he looking a malenky bit like some foreigner. I said:
“Nobody will tell me what I get out of all this. Tortured in jail, thrown out of my home by my own parents and their filthy overbearing lodger, beaten by old men and near-killed by the millicents - what is to become of me?” The Rubinstein veck came in with:
“You will see, boy, that the Party will not be ungrateful. Oh, no. At the end of it all there will be some very acceptable little surprise for you. Just you wait and see.”
“There’s only one veshch I require,” I creeched out, “and that’s to be normal and healthy as I was in the starry days, having my malenky bit of fun with real droogs and not those who just call themselves that and are really more like traitors. Can you do that, eh? Can any veck restore me to what I was? That’s what I want and that’s what I want to know.” Kashl kashl kashl, coughed this Z. Dolin. “A martyr to the cause of Liberty.” he said. “You have your part to play and don’t forget it. Meanwhile, we shall look after you.” And he began to stroke my left rooker as if I was like an idiot, grinning in a bezoomny way. I creeched:
“Stop treating me like a thing that’s like got to be just used. I’m not an idiot you can impose on, you stupid bratchnies. Ordinary prestoopnicks are stupid, but I’m not ordinary and nor am I dim. Do you slooshy?”
“Dim,” said F. Alexander,