A Hat Full Of Sky - Terry Pratchett [20]
There had been something scary about Miss Level’s expression. It was sort of hungry and hopeful and pleading and frightened, all at once.
Tiffany also checked that she could bolt the bedroom door on the inside.
The beef stew tasted, indeed, just like beef stew and not, just to take an example completely and totally at random, stew made out of the last poor girl who’d worked here.
To be a witch, you have to have a very good imagination. Just now, Tiffany was wishing that hers wasn’t quite so good. But Mistress Weatherwax and Miss Tick wouldn’t have let her come here if it was dangerous, would they? Well, would they?
They might. They just might. Witches didn’t believe in making things too easy. They assumed you used your brains. If you didn’t use your brains, you had no business being a witch. The world doesn’t make things easy, they’d say. Learn how to learn fast.
But…they’d give her a chance, wouldn’t they?
Of course they would.
Probably.
She’d nearly finished the not-made-of-people-at-all-honestly stew when something tried to take the bowl out of her hand. It was the gentlest of tugs, and when she automatically pulled it back, the tugging stopped immediately.
O-kay, she thought. Another strange thing. Well, this is a witch’s cottage.
Something pulled at the spoon but, again, stopped as soon as she tugged back.
Tiffany put the empty bowl and spoon back on the tray.
“All right,” she said, hoping she sounded not scared at all. “I’ve finished.”
The tray rose into the air and drifted gently toward the door, where it landed on the floor with a faint tinkle.
Up on the door, the bolt slid back.
The door opened.
The tray rose up and sailed through the doorway.
The door shut.
The bolt slid across.
Tiffany heard the rattle of the spoon as, somewhere on the dark landing, the tray moved on.
It seemed to Tiffany that it was vitally important that she thought before doing anything. And so she thought: It would be stupid to run around screaming because your tray had been taken away. After all, whatever had done it had even had the decency to bolt the door after itself, which meant that it respected her privacy, even while it ignored it.
She cleaned her teeth at the washstand, got into her nightgown, and slid into the bed. She blew out the candle.
After a moment she got up, relit the candle, and with some effort dragged the chest of drawers in front of the door. She wasn’t quite certain why, but she felt better for doing it.
She lay back in the dark again.
Tiffany was used to sleeping while, outside on the downland, sheep baaed and sheep bells occasionally went tonk.
Up here, there were no sheep to baa and no bells to tonk, and every time one didn’t, she woke up thinking, What was that?
But she did get to sleep eventually, because she remembered waking up in the middle of the night to hear the chest of drawers very slowly slide back to its original position.
Tiffany woke up, still alive and not chopped up, when the dawn was just turning gray. Unfamiliar birds were singing.
There were no sounds in the cottage, and she thought: I’m the apprentice, aren’t I? I’m the one who should be cleaning up and getting the fire lit. I know how this is supposed to go.
She sat up and looked around the room.
Her old clothes had been neatly folded on top of the chest of drawers. The fossil and the lucky stone and the other things had gone, and it was only after a frantic search that she found them back in the box in her suitcase.
“Now look,” she said to the room in general. “I am a hag, you know. If there are any Nac Mac Feegle here, step out this minute!”
Nothing happened. She hadn’t expected anything to happen. The Nac Mac Feegle weren’t particularly interested in tidying things up, anyway.
As an experiment she took the candlestick off the bedside table, put it on the chest of drawers, and stood back. More nothing happened.
She turned to look out