A House for Mr. Biswas - V.S. Naipaul [53]
‘Nath’s daughter-in-law heard, though. She didn’t like what she heard.’
‘Scandal, scandal. Is just a piece of scandal you stick-in-the-mud Sanatanists dig up.’
‘If I had my way,’ Seth said, ‘I would cut the balls off all these Aryans. Have they converted you yet?’
‘That is my own business.’
‘I hear they have made some creole converts. Brothers for you, Mohun!’
In the verandah Mr Biswas saw Hari in dhoti, vest and beads, reading.
‘Hello, pundit!’ Mr Biswas said.
Hari stared blankly at Mr Biswas and returned to his book.
Mr Biswas went past a door with glass panes of many colours into the Book Room. Here, along the length of one wall, was a bookcase choked with the religious literature Hari was working through. Few of the books were bound. Many were simply stacks of large loose brown-edged sheets which looked stained rather than printed. Each sheet carried partial impressions of the sheet above and the sheet below; the ink had turned russet; and each letter lay in a patch of oil.
Mr Biswas turned and walked back to the verandah. He put his head around a brilliant blue pane and whispered loudly down the verandah to Hari, ‘Hello, Mr God.’
Hari, humming, didn’t hear.
‘I got a name for another one of your brother-in-laws,’ he told Shama that evening, lying on his blanket, his right foot on his left knee, peeling off a broken nail from his big toe. ‘The constipated holy man.’
‘Hari?’ she said, and pulled herself up, realizing that she had begun to take part in the game.
He slapped his yellow, flabby calf and pushed his finger into the flesh. The calf yielded like sponge.
She pulled his hand away. ‘Don’t do that. I can’t bear to see you do that. You should be ashamed, a young man like you, being so soft.’
‘That is all the bad food I eating in this place.’ He was still holding her hand. ‘Well, as a matter of fact, I have quite a few names for him. The holy ghost. You like that?’
‘Man!’
‘And what about the two gods? It ever strike you that they look like two monkeys? So, you have one concrete monkey-god outside the house and two living ones inside. They could just call this place the monkey house and finish. Eh, monkey, bull, cow, hen. The place is like a blasted zoo, man.’
‘And what about you? The barking puppy dog?’
‘Man’s best friend.’ He flung up his legs and his thin slack calves shook. With a push of his finger he kept the calves swinging.
‘Stop doing that!’
By now Shama’s head was on his soft arm, and they were lying side by side.
Abandoning the brothers-in-law altogether, Mr Biswas contented himself with the company of the Aryans at the Naths’. Pankaj Rai was no longer with them and no one was willing to talk about him. His place had been taken by a man who introduced himself as Shivlochan, BA (Professor). He was no purist. He spoke pompous Hindi and little English, and continually allowed himself to be bullied by Misir. Misir was keen on discussions and resolutions, and under his guidance they passed resolutions that education was important, that child marriage should be abolished, that young people should choose their own spouses.
Misir, who had suffered from his parents’ choice, said, ‘The present system is nothing more than cat-in-bag.’
(Mr Biswas loved Misir’s phrases. ‘That is all your family do for you,’ he said to Shama that evening. ‘Marry off the whole pack of you cat-in-bag.’
‘Don’t think I don’t know where you picking up all that,’ Shama said. ‘Go ahead.’)
‘Look what I got,’ Misir said, ‘from marrying cat-in-bag. What about you, Mohun? You happy about this cat-in-bag business?’
‘As a matter of fact,’ Mr Biswas said, ‘I didn’t get married cat-in-bag. I did see the girl first.’
‘You mean they let you see the child first?’ Whatever remained of Misir’s orthodox instincts was clearly outraged.
‘Well, she was just there, you know, in the shop, selling cloth and socks and ribbon. And I see her and then –’
‘All the old confusion, eh?’
‘Well, not exactly. Things just happen after that.’
‘I didn’t know,’ Misir said. ‘Well, you ask for what you get. Anyway, I think we could say we are