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the hours of four in the afternoon to half-past seven in

the evening. Coffee, ices, and liqueurs were in abundance. But

the presence of the master himself forbade the chanting of hymns

of praise in clerical stanzas. No clerk exceeded the bounds of

amiable gayety, for the worthy, respectable, and generous patron

had promised to take his clerks to see Talma in "Brittanicus," at

the Theatre-Francais. Long life to Maitre Bordin! May God shed

favors on his venerable pow! May he sell dear so glorious a

practice! May the rich clients for whom he prays arrive! May his

bills of costs and charges be paid in a trice! May our masters to

come be like him! May he ever be loved by clerks in other worlds

than this!



Here followed thirty-three reports of various receptions of new

clerks, distinguished from one another by different writing and

different inks, also by quotations, signatures, and praises of good

cheer and wines, which seemed to show that each report was written and

signed on the spot, "inter pocula."



Finally, under date of the month of June, 1822, the period when

Desroches took the oath, appears this constitutional declaration:--



I, the undersigned, Francois-Claude-Marie Godeschal, called by

Maitre Desroches to perform the difficult functions of head-clerk

in a Practice where the clients have to be created, having learned

through Maitre Derville, from whose office I come, of the

existence of the famous archives architriclino-basochien, so

celebrated at the Palais, have implored our gracious master to

obtain them from his predecessor; for it has become of the highest

importance to recover a document bearing date of the year 1786,

which is connected with other documents deposited for safe-keeping

at the Palais, the existence of which has been certified to by

Messrs. Terrasse and Duclos, keepers of records, by the help of

which we may go back to the year 1525, and find historical

indications of the utmost value on the manners, customs, and

cookery of the clerical race.



Having received a favorable answer to this request, the present

office has this day been put in possession of these proofs of the

worship in which our predecessors held the Goddess Bottle and good

living.



In consequence thereof, for the edification of our successors, and

to renew the chain of years and goblets, I, the said Godeschal,

have invited Messieurs Doublet, second clerk; Vassal, third clerk;

Herisson and Grandemain, clerks; and Dumets, sub-clerk, to

breakfast, Sunday next, at the "Cheval Rouge," on the Quai Saint-

Bernard, where we will celebrate the victory of obtaining this

volume which contains the Charter of our gullets.



This day, Sunday, June 27th, were imbibed twelve bottles of twelve

different wines, regarded as exquisite; also were devoured melons,

"pates au jus romanum," and a fillet of beef with mushroom sauce.

Mademoiselle Mariette, the illustrious sister of our head-clerk

and leading lady of the Royal Academy of music and dancing, having

obligingly put at the disposition of this Practice orchestra seats

for the performance of this evening, it is proper to make this

record of her generosity. Moreover, it is hereby decreed that the

aforesaid clerks shall convey themselves in a body to that noble

demoiselle to thank her in person, and declare to her that on the

occasion of her first lawsuit, if the devil sends her one, she

shall pay the money laid out upon it, and no more.



And our head-clerk Godeschal has been and is hereby proclaimed a

flower of Basoche, and, more especially, a good fellow. May a man

who treats so well be soon in treaty for a Practice of his own!



On this record were stains of wine, pates, and candle-grease. To

exhibit the stamp of truth that the writers had managed to put upon

these records, we may here give the report
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