Agatha Raisin and the Perfect Paragon - M. C. Beaton [82]
Both Agatha and Mrs. Bloxby were members of the Carsely Ladies Society and it was an old-fashioned tradition among the members that only second names should be used.
“We’ll sit in the garden,” said Mrs. Bloxby, leading the way. “Such a glorious day. Coffee?”
“No, don’t bother.” Agatha sat down in a garden chair and Mrs. Bloxby took the seat opposite her. Please let it not be anything to do with James, prayed Mrs. Bloxby. I do so hope she’s got over that.
“It’s James!” exclaimed Agatha, and Mrs. Bloxby’s heart sank.
“I thought you were never going to have anything to do with him again.”
“Oh, it was because of that terrible party that I told you about. Well, just listen to this. He is arranging to take me on holiday.”
“Where?”
“It’s to be a surprise.”
“Is that such a good idea? It might be somewhere you’ll hate.”
“He’s a travel writer now and travel writers don’t write about dreary places. I must lose weight if I’m going to look good on the beach.”
“But how do you know you are going to the beach?”
Agatha began to feel cross. “Look, he obviously wants to make it a romantic holiday. You’re a bit depressing about all this.”
Mrs. Bloxby sighed. “Of course I hope you will have a wonderful time. It’s just…”
“What?” snapped Agatha.
“It’s just that James has always behaved like a confirmed bachelor and he can be quite self-centred. This holiday will be what he wants, not what he would think you would like.”
Agatha rose angrily to her feet. “Well, sage of the ages, I’m off to do some shopping.”
“Don’t be angry with me,” pleaded Mrs. Bloxby. “I most desperately don’t want to see you get hurt again.” But the slamming of the garden door was her only reply.
Agatha threw herself into a fever of shopping: new swimsuit, filmy evening dress, beach clothes and beach bag. In her fantasies, James and she stood on the terrace of a hotel, looking out at the moonlight on the Mediterranean. He took her in his arms, his voice husky with desire and he said, “I’ve always loved you.”
Patrick Mulligan, Phil Marshall, and Harry Beam all assured her they could easily cope in her absence.
When the great day of departure arrived, she could hear James tooting angrily on the car horn as she packed and repacked. At last, heaving a suitcase that was so heavy it felt as if it had an anvil in it, she emerged from her cottage. The lover of her fantasies fled, to be replaced by the very real and present James Lacey. He lifted her suitcase into the boot and said, “I thought you were going to be in there all day.”
“Well, here I am,” said Agatha brightly.
Agatha had been unable to sleep the previous night because of excitement. Shortly after they had driven off, she fell into a heavy sleep. After two hours, she awoke with a start. Rain was smearing the windscreen. The scenery seemed to consist of factories.
“Are we at the airport yet?” she asked.
“We’re not going to the airport. Shut up, Agatha. This is supposed to be a surprise.”
Must be going to take the ferry, thought Agatha. Oh, how marvellous it would be to get out of dreary grey England and into the foreign sunshine. The factories and then some villas gave way to rain-swept countryside, where wet sheep huddled in the shelter of dry-stone walls. A kestrel sailed overhead like a harbinger of doom.
“Where are we?” asked Agatha.
“Sussex.”
“Which Channel ferry runs from Sussex?”
“Don’t spoil the surprise, Agatha, by asking questions.”
With rising apprehension, Agatha watched the miles of rainsoaked countryside go by. Were they going to Brighton? Now, that would be really unoriginal.
James drove along a cliff road, then turned off. After two miles, he pulled into the side of the road in front of a sign that said Snoth-on-Sea.
“This is the surprise,” he said portentously. “This is one of the last unspoilt seaside resorts in Britain. I used to come here as a boy with my parents. Beautiful place. You’ll love it.”
Agatha was stricken into silence, thinking of all the light clothes and beach wear and all the bottles of sun-tan lotion, face creams and make-up that were weighing down her suitcase.