An Imperfect Librarian - Elizabeth Murphy [88]
Table of Contents
Cover Page
Title Page
Copyright Page
Preface Page
Dedication Page
Chapter One The Bibli-Oasis
Chapter Two The Abridged Version
Chapter Three A Portrait of the Librarian as a Young Man
Chapter Four Cyclops and Binoculars
Chapter Five Hola Mamá
Chapter Six I Count, Therefore, I Am
Chapter Seven April’s Grudge
Chapter Eight Afternoon Worry Break
Chapter Nine The Loose-Knit Librarian
Chapter Ten A Fishy Resolution
Chapter Eleven D is for Duckies
Chapter Twelve A Meaty Morsel of a Miracle
Chapter Thirteen Robinson Crusoe Revisited
Chapter Fourteen Flavoured Accents
Chapter Fifteen Behind the Curtain of Fog
Chapter Sixteen Quarto, Folio and Octavo
Chapter Seventeen Birds on Crutches
Chapter Eighteen Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Chapter Nineteen Partridgeberry Cognac
Chapter Twenty Swindled Share of Summer
Chapter Twenty-One The Apocalypse of the Book
Chapter Twenty-Two Seagulls’ Dreams
Chapter Twenty-Three I Read, Therefore, I Am
Chapter Twenty-Four Culinary Mutiny
Chapter Twenty-Five Blowed Up and Pickled
Chapter Twenty-Six A Comfortable Silence
Chapter Twenty-Seven Berry-Picking Lessons Cont’d
Chapter Twenty-Eight Newfoundland Style
Chapter Twenty-Nine An Edible Apology
Chapter Thirty Caution: Potholes Ahead
Chapter Thirty-One The Crimson Hexagon
Chapter Thirty-Two Quotation Marks
Chapter Thirty-Three Mis-Information Services
Chapter Thirty-Four Through the Looking Glass
Chapter Thirty-Five Mor, Far, Datter & SØnn
Chapter Thirty-Six Georges & Georgette
Chapter Thirty-Seven Not-So-Great Britain
Chapter Thirty-Eight ’Twas Brillig in the Slithy Cove
Chapter Thirty-Nine Eavesdroppings
Chapter Forty Yellow Snow
Chapter Forty-One The Honest Thief
Chapter Forty-Two Bibliophishing
Chapter Forty-Three Visiting Hours
Chapter Forty-Four Timbit Fairies
Chapter Forty-Five A Knight in Aluminium Armour
Chapter Forty-Six Happy Valentine’s, Goddess
Chapter Forty-Seven Upside Down Moon
Chapter Forty-Eight The Aspartame of Librarians
Chapter Forty-Nine Eavesdroppings
Chapter Fifty I Torque, You Torque, We Torque
Chapter Fifty-One Tempest in a Teacup
Chapter Fifty-Two Redeeming Apologies
Chapter Fifty-Three Wuthering Heights: the Newfoundland Version
Epilogue
Acknowledgements