Ancient Poems [35]
with his own hand.
'Because thou art careful, and good to thy wife, I'll make thy days happy the rest of thy life; It shall be for ever, for thee and thy heirs, Because I beheld thy industrious cares.'
No tongue then is able in full to express The depth of their joy, and true thankfulness; With many a curtsey, and bow to the ground, - Such noblemen there are but few to be found.
Ballad: THE DRUNKARD'S LEGACY. IN THREE PARTS.
First, giving an account of a gentlemen a having a wild son, and who, foreseeing he would come to poverty, had a cottage built with one door to it, always kept fast; and how, on his dying bed, he charged him not to open it till he was poor and slighted, which the young man promised he would perform. Secondly, of the young man's pawning his estate to a vintner, who, when poor, kicked him out of doors; when thinking it time to see his legacy, he broke open the cottage door, where instead of money he found a gibbet and halter, which he put round his neck, and jumping off the stool, the gibbet broke, and a thousand pounds came down upon his head, which lay hid in the ceiling. Thirdly, of his redeeming his estate, and fooling the vintner out of two hundred pounds; who, for being jeered by his neighbours, cut his own throat. And lastly, of the young man's reformation. Very proper to be read by all who are given to drunkenness.
[PERCY, in the introductory remarks to the ballad of THE HEIR OF LINNE, says, 'the original of this ballad [THE HEIR OF LINNE] is found in the editor's folio MS.; the breaches and defects of which rendered the insertion of supplemental stanzas necessary. These it is hoped the reader will pardon, as, indeed, the completion of the story was suggested by a modern ballad on a similar subject.' The ballad thus alluded to by Percy is THE DRUNKARD'S LEGACY, which, it may be remarked, although styled by him a MODERN ballad, is only so comparatively speaking; for it must have been written long anterior to Percy's time, and, by his own admission, must be older than the latter portion of the HEIR OF LINNE. Our copy is taken from an old chap-book, without date or printer's name, and which is decorated with three rudely executed wood-cuts.]
YOUNG people all, I pray draw near, And listen to my ditty here; Which subject shows that drunkenness Brings many mortals to distress!
As, for example, now I can Tell you of one, a gentleman, Who had a very good estate, His earthly travails they were great.
We understand he had one son Who a lewd wicked race did run; He daily spent his father's store, When moneyless, he came for more.
The father oftentimes with tears, Would this alarm sound in his ears; 'Son! thou dost all my comfort blast, And thou wilt come to want at last.'
The son these words did little mind, To cards and dice he was inclined; Feeding his drunken appetite In taverns, which was his delight.
The father, ere it was too late, He had a project in his pate, Before his aged days were run, To make provision for his son.
Near to his house, we understand, He had a waste plat of land, Which did but little profit yield, On which he did a cottage build.
The WISE MAN'S PROJECT was its name; There were few windows in the same; Only one door, substantial thing, Shut by a lock, went by a spring.
Soon after he had played this trick, It was his lot for to fall sick; As on his bed he did lament, Then for his drunken son he sent.
He shortly came to his bedside; Seeing his son, he thus replied: 'I have sent for you to make my will, Which you must faithfully fulfil.
'In such a cottage is one door, Ne'er open it, do thou be sure, Until thou art so poor, that all Do then despise you, great and small.
'For, to my grief, I do perceive, When I am dead, this life you live Will soon melt all thou hast away; Do not forget these words, I pray.
'When thou hast made thy friends thy foes, Pawned all thy lands, and sold thy clothes; Break ope the door, and there depend To find something thy griefs to end.'
This being spoke, the
'Because thou art careful, and good to thy wife, I'll make thy days happy the rest of thy life; It shall be for ever, for thee and thy heirs, Because I beheld thy industrious cares.'
No tongue then is able in full to express The depth of their joy, and true thankfulness; With many a curtsey, and bow to the ground, - Such noblemen there are but few to be found.
Ballad: THE DRUNKARD'S LEGACY. IN THREE PARTS.
First, giving an account of a gentlemen a having a wild son, and who, foreseeing he would come to poverty, had a cottage built with one door to it, always kept fast; and how, on his dying bed, he charged him not to open it till he was poor and slighted, which the young man promised he would perform. Secondly, of the young man's pawning his estate to a vintner, who, when poor, kicked him out of doors; when thinking it time to see his legacy, he broke open the cottage door, where instead of money he found a gibbet and halter, which he put round his neck, and jumping off the stool, the gibbet broke, and a thousand pounds came down upon his head, which lay hid in the ceiling. Thirdly, of his redeeming his estate, and fooling the vintner out of two hundred pounds; who, for being jeered by his neighbours, cut his own throat. And lastly, of the young man's reformation. Very proper to be read by all who are given to drunkenness.
[PERCY, in the introductory remarks to the ballad of THE HEIR OF LINNE, says, 'the original of this ballad [THE HEIR OF LINNE] is found in the editor's folio MS.; the breaches and defects of which rendered the insertion of supplemental stanzas necessary. These it is hoped the reader will pardon, as, indeed, the completion of the story was suggested by a modern ballad on a similar subject.' The ballad thus alluded to by Percy is THE DRUNKARD'S LEGACY, which, it may be remarked, although styled by him a MODERN ballad, is only so comparatively speaking; for it must have been written long anterior to Percy's time, and, by his own admission, must be older than the latter portion of the HEIR OF LINNE. Our copy is taken from an old chap-book, without date or printer's name, and which is decorated with three rudely executed wood-cuts.]
YOUNG people all, I pray draw near, And listen to my ditty here; Which subject shows that drunkenness Brings many mortals to distress!
As, for example, now I can Tell you of one, a gentleman, Who had a very good estate, His earthly travails they were great.
We understand he had one son Who a lewd wicked race did run; He daily spent his father's store, When moneyless, he came for more.
The father oftentimes with tears, Would this alarm sound in his ears; 'Son! thou dost all my comfort blast, And thou wilt come to want at last.'
The son these words did little mind, To cards and dice he was inclined; Feeding his drunken appetite In taverns, which was his delight.
The father, ere it was too late, He had a project in his pate, Before his aged days were run, To make provision for his son.
Near to his house, we understand, He had a waste plat of land, Which did but little profit yield, On which he did a cottage build.
The WISE MAN'S PROJECT was its name; There were few windows in the same; Only one door, substantial thing, Shut by a lock, went by a spring.
Soon after he had played this trick, It was his lot for to fall sick; As on his bed he did lament, Then for his drunken son he sent.
He shortly came to his bedside; Seeing his son, he thus replied: 'I have sent for you to make my will, Which you must faithfully fulfil.
'In such a cottage is one door, Ne'er open it, do thou be sure, Until thou art so poor, that all Do then despise you, great and small.
'For, to my grief, I do perceive, When I am dead, this life you live Will soon melt all thou hast away; Do not forget these words, I pray.
'When thou hast made thy friends thy foes, Pawned all thy lands, and sold thy clothes; Break ope the door, and there depend To find something thy griefs to end.'
This being spoke, the