Arrested Development and Philosophy_ They've Made a Huge Mistake - Kristopher G. Phillips [103]
Darci Doll is a doctoral candidate at Michigan State University and a Lecturer at Delta College and Central Michigan University. She has published in Pornography and Philosophy, and her research interests include ethics and Ancient Greek Philosophy. For ease of the reader, she initially wanted to change all the gendered pronouns “he”/“she” to the feminine “she”; however, upon seeing how doing so in “The Man Inside Me” potentially alienated a broad audience, decided that it could be a huge mistake.
Michael Da Silva is a law student at the University of Toronto. He is also vice-president of the Canadian Society of Christian Philosophers and a (co)-contributor to 30 Rock and Philosophy. He is serious and he is a professional, just like Wayne Jarvis.
Jeff Ewing is an independent scholar, focusing on Marxian thought and egalitarian alternatives to capitalism. He has been spending his spare time helping get the Bluths back on their feet, through co-producing a second Franklin album, Franklin Attains Class Consciousness, and the newest Boyfights special, Boyfights: The Fight Against Alienation.
Erin Faye is in her last year of studies at Endicott College, where she’s majoring in liberal studies with minors in creative writing and philosophy. Ask her what she’s going to do with that and she’ll probably say, “Live in a box. What else?” (Secretly she wants to be a real, full-time writer. Don’t tell her word’s out on that dream, okay?) She’s always on the lookout for Lucilles and loose seals ‘cause she hears that either can be damaging to career goals—especially those that require two hands.
Paul L. Franco (Ph. D, University of Pennsylvania): Him?
Maeby Fünke is the second youngest movie executive in Hollywood, and has produced such classics as Snow Boarding School 2, Gangy, The Young Guy and the Sea, and The Ocean Walker (in production). She is also a high-school student, and has attended such prestigious schools as Openings.
Brett Gaul teaches philosophy at Southwest Minnesota State University. He is the author of articles on Descartes and G. E. Moore. Although he doesn’t drive a stair car, he always watches out for hop-ons anyway.
Christopher C. Kirby is assistant professor of Philosophy at Eastern Washington University. He specializes in the history of philosophy—particularly that of ancient Greece and China—and writes on topics that connect these to American thought. He lost his hand while part of an expedition to capture a loose seal. If you have any information regarding the seal’s whereabouts, please contact Mr. Gene Parmesan, Private Investigator, at 555-0113.
Jonathan E. Hilliard is a senior at Eastern Washington University. He can be found riding his Segway between bookshelves in the library. If his philosophy career doesn’t pan out, his backup plan involves a certain banana stand. . .
Matthew J. Holmes is a recent graduate of Eastern Washington University. He recently abandoned his plans to enter graduate school in order to become an actor, and used his tuition money to take acting lessons from Carl Weathers. He now works on the Mr. Banana Grabber cartoon as the voice of Baby Banana Grabber.
Tim Jung is a Libra who enjoys psychoanalysis, continental philosophy, teaching, and writing. When he is not philosophizing, he works part-time teaching lessons.
Daniel P. Malloy teaches philosophy at Appalachian State University in Boone, North Carolina. He has published numerous articles on the intersection of philosophy and popular culture. Daniel is also a proud graduate of Carl Weathers’s acting workshop. You going to finish that? I’ve got a stew going.
Rachel McKinney is a PhD student at the CUNY Grad Center. In her free time, she enjoys hunting dragons. In the future.
Douglas “Steve Holt (!)” Paletta works primarily on the nature of moral arguments and social