Artemis Fowl_ The Arctic Incident - Eoin Colfer [0]
FOWL
THE ARCTIC INCIDENT
EOIN COLFER
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First published 2002
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Copyright © Eoin Colfer, 2002
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ISBN: 978-0-14-192957-6
For Betty
CONTENTS
Artemis Fowl: A Psychological Assessment
Prologue
Chapter 1: Family Ties
Chapter 2: Cruisin’ for Chix
Chapter 3: Going Underground
Chapter 4: Fowl Is Fair
Chapter 5: Daddy’s Girl
Chapter 6: Photo Opportunity
Chapter 7: Joining the Dots
Chapter 8: To Russia with Gloves
Chapter 9: No Safe Haven
Chapter 10: Trouble and Strife
Chapter 11: Mulch Ado About Nothing
Chapter 12: The Boys Are Back
Chapter 13: Into the Breach
Chapter 14: Father’s Day
An Epilogue or two
Artemis Fowl:
A Psychological Assessment
Extract from The Teenage Years
By the age of thirteen, our subject, Artemis Fowl, was showing signs of an intellect greater than that of any human since Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Artemis had beaten European chess champion Evan Kashoggi in an on-line tournament, patented over twenty-seven inventions and won the architectural competition to design Dublin’s new opera house. He had also written a computer program that diverted millions of dollars from Swiss bank accounts to his own, forged over a dozen Impressionist paintings and cheated the Fairy People out of a substantial amount of gold.
The question is, why? What drove Artemis to get involved in criminal enterprises? The answer lies with his father.
Artemis Fowl Senior was the head of a criminal empire that stretched from Dublin’s docklands to the backstreets of Tokyo, but he had ambitions to establish himself as a legitimate businessman. He bought a cargo ship, stocked it with 250,000 cans of cola and set course for Murmansk, in northern Russia, where he had set up a business deal that could have proved profitable for decades to come.
Unfortunately, the Russian Mafiya, decided they did not want an Irish tycoon cutting himself a slice of their market, and sank the Fowl Star in the Bay of Kola. Artemis Fowl the First was declared missing, presumed dead.
Artemis Junior was now the head of an empire with limited funds. In order to restore the family fortune, he embarked on a criminal career that would earn him over fifteen million pounds in two short years.
This vast fortune was mainly spent financing rescue expeditions to Russia. Artemis refused to believe that his father was dead, even though every passing day made it seem more likely.
Artemis avoided other teenagers and resented being sent to school, preferring to spend his time plotting his next crime.
So even though his involvement with the goblin uprising during his fourteenth year was to be traumatic, terrifying and dangerous, it was probably the best thing that could have happened. At least he spent some time outdoors and got to meet some new