Artemis Fowl_ The Arctic Incident - Eoin Colfer [59]
Mulch only had one card left to play. The gift of tongues. Every fairy has a natural grasp of languages, as all tongues are based on Gnommish, if you trace them back far enough. Including American Dog.
‘Arf,’ grunted Mulch. ‘Arff, rrruff rrufff.’
The dogs froze. One attempted to freeze in mid-leap, landing on his partner. They chewed each other’s tails for a moment, then remembered that there was a creature on the ceiling barking at them. His accent was terrible, something mid-European. But it was Dog nevertheless.
‘Aroof?’ enquired dog number one. ‘Whaddya sayin’?’
Mulch pointed at the handler. ‘Woof arfy arrooof! That human has a big bone inside his shirt,’ he grunted. (Obviously, that’s been translated.)
The German shepherds pounced on their handler, Mulch scampered through the hole in the window, and Maggie V howled so much that her mask cracked and her tea bags fell off. And even though the Grouch knew that this particular chapter in his career was closed, the weight of Maggie V’s Academy Award inside his shirt gave him no little satisfaction.
CHUTE E93
Twenty seconds left before the concussors blew, and the commander was still flattened against the chute wall. They had no wing sets, and no time to get one outside even if they had. If they couldn’t pull Root out of there right now, then he’d be blown off the wall and into the abyss. And magic didn’t work on melted slop. There was only one option. Holly would have to use the gripper clamps.
All shuttles are equipped with secondary landing gear. If the docking nodes fail, then four magnetic gripper clamps could be blasted from recessed grooves. These clamps will latch on to the metal underside of the landing-bay dock, reeling the shuttle into the airlock. The grippers also came in handy in unfamiliar environments,where the magnets would seek out trace elements and latch on like sucker slugs.
‘OK, Julius,’ said Holly. ‘Don’t move a muscle.’
Root paled. Julius. Holly had called him Julius. That was not good.
Ten seconds.
Holly flicked down a small view screen. ‘Release forward port docking clamp.’
A grating hum signalled the clamp’s release.
The commander’s image appeared in the view screen. Even from here he looked worried. Holly centred a cross hair on his chest.
‘Captain Short. Are you absolutely sure about this?’
Holly ignored her superior. ‘Range fifteen metres. Magnets only.’
‘Holly, maybe I could jump. I could make it. I’m sure I could make it.’
Five seconds ...
‘Fire port clamp.’
Six tiny charges ignited around the clamp’s base, sending the metal disc rocketing from its socket, trailed by a length of retractable polymer cable.
Root opened his mouth to swear, then the clamp crashed into his chest, driving every gasp of air from his body. Several somethings cracked.
‘Reel it in,’ spat Holly into the computer mike, simultaneously peeling across the chute. The commander was dragged behind like an extreme surfer.
Zero seconds. The concussors blew, sending two thousand kilograms of rubble careering into the void. A drop in an ocean of magma.
A minute later, the commander was strapped on a gurney in the Atlantean ambassador’s sick bay. It hurt to breathe, but that wasn’t going to stop him talking.
‘Captain Short!’ he rasped. ‘What the hell were you thinking? I could have been killed.’
Butler ripped open Root’s tunic to survey the damage. ‘You could have been. Five more seconds and you were pulp. It’s thanks to Holly that you are still alive.’
Holly set the auto-pilot to hover and grabbed a medi-pac from the first-aid box. She crumpled it between her fingers to activate the crystals. Another of Foaly’s inventions. Ice packs infused with healing crystals. No substitute for magic, but better than a hug and a kiss.
‘Where does it hurt?’
Root coughed. A bloody string splattered his uniform. ‘The general bodily area. Coupla ribs gone.’
Holly chewed her lip. She was no doctor and healing was by no means an automatic business. Things could go wrong. Holly knew a vice-captain once who had broken a leg and passed out. He