Big Four - Agatha Christie [30]
‘So far, Hastings,’ he said, ‘they laugh. That is true, but you have a proverb, have you not: “He laughs best who laughs at the end”? And at the end, mon ami, you shall see.’
‘You must remember, too,’ he added, ‘that we deal with no ordinary criminal, but with the second greatest brain in the world.’
I forebore to pander to his conceit by asking the obvious question. I knew the answer, at least I knew what Poirot’s answer would be, and instead I tried without success to elicit some information as to what steps he was taking to track down the enemy. As usual he had kept me completely in the dark as to his movements, but I gathered that he was in touch with secret service agents in India, China, and Russia, and, from his occasional bursts of self-glorification, that he was at least progressing in his favourite game of gauging his enemy’s mind.
He had abandoned his private practice almost entirely, and I know that at this time he refused some remarkably handsome fees. True, he would sometimes investigate cases which intrigued him, but he usually dropped them the moment he was convinced that they had no connection with the activities of the Big Four.
This attitude of his was remarkably profitable to our friend, Inspector Japp. Undeniably he gained much kudos for solving several problems in which his success was really due to a half-contemptuous hint from Poirot.
In return for such service Japp supplied full details of any case which he thought might interest the little Belgian, and when he was put in charge of what the newspapers called ‘The Yellow Jasmine Mystery’, he wired Poirot, asking him whether he would care to come down and look into the case.
It was in response to this wire that, about a month after my adventure in Abe Ryland’s house, we found ourselves alone in a railway compartment whirling away from the smoke and dust of London, bound for the little town of Market Handford in Worcestershire, the seat of the mystery.
Poirot leant back in his corner.
‘And what exactly is your opinion of the affair, Hastings?’
I did not at once reply to his question; I felt the need of going warily.
‘It all seems so complicated,’ I said cautiously.
‘Does it not?’ said Poirot delightedly.
‘I suppose our rushing off like this is a pretty clear signal that you consider Mr Paynter’s death to be murder—not suicide or the result of an accident?’
‘No, no; you misunderstand me, Hastings. Granting that Mr Paynter died as a result of a particularly terrible accident, there are still a number of mysterious circumstances to be explained.’
‘That was what I meant when I said it was all so complicated.’
‘Let us go over all the main facts quietly and methodically. Recount them to me, Hastings, in an orderly and lucid fashion.’
I started forthwith, endeavouring to be as orderly and lucid as I could.
‘We start,’ I said, ‘with Mr Paynter. A man of fifty-five, rich, cultured, and somewhat of a globe-trotter. For the last twelve years he has been little in England, but, suddenly tiring of incessant travelling, he bought a small place in Worcestershire, near Market Handford, and prepared to settle down. His first action was to write to his only relative, a nephew, Gerald Paynter, the son of his youngest brother, and to suggest to him that he should come and make his home at Croftlands (as the place is called) with his uncle. Gerald Paynter, who is an impecunious young artist, was glad enough to fall in with the arrangement, and had been living with his uncle for about seven months when the tragedy occurred.’
‘Your narrative style is masterly,’ murmured Poirot. ‘I say to myself, it is a book that talks, not my friend Hastings.’
Paying no attention to Poirot, I went on, warming to the story.
‘Mr Paynter kept up a fair staff at Croftlands—six servants as well as his own Chinese body servant—Ah Ling.’
‘His Chinese servant, Ah Ling,’ murmured Poirot.
‘On Tuesday last, Mr Paynter complained of feeling unwell after dinner, and one of the servants was despatched to fetch the doctor. Mr Paynter received the doctor