Blow Him Away_ How to Give Him Mind-Blowing Oral Sex - Marcy Michaels [22]
11. Do you typically avoid sore throats and colds in the winter?
12. Can you press your upper lip against your nose?
13. When you pucker your lips, are the upper and lower the same width?
14. Do you breathe while chewing?
15. Do you chew your food well before swallowing?
16. Can you eat a bowl of dry cereal without milk? Can you eat comfortably without drinking?
17. Can you speak without lisping?
18. Can you speak in any situation without stuttering?
19. Do you speak clearly, without sounding nasal?
20. Can you keep your tongue on the roof of your mouth when you are not talking?
21. Do you have good-smelling breath?
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These factors each affect your ability to give great oral sex. Count your yeses and read on.
15–21: If you answered yes to more than fourteen questions, forge ahead! Your tongue has reached the level of agility it needs to perform the techniques and exercises in the next chapters.
8–14: If you answered yes to between eight and fourteen questions, you need to practice the exercises in chapter 4 for an additional nine to ten days.
0–7: If you answered yes to fewer than eight questions, stop in your tracks. You need to practice all of the exercises in the preceding chapters until you can confidently answer yes to more questions. Return to this quiz as many times as needed to measure your progress. When you're ready to move on, the exercises in chapter 7 will perfect your skills and make you a truly rare master of the mouth.
7
Basic Exercises
No member needs so great a number
of muscles as the tongue; this exceeds all the rest
in the number of its movements.
—LEONARDO DA VINCI
EXCEPT FOR THE warm-ups, each exercise you'll encounter in this chapter needs to be performed a few times a day for one to two weeks. Essentially, once your musculature is built up, oral sex itself will maintain your progress. Until you've reached that merry mixture of practice and performance, you'll need to do the exercises about once a week to avoid regressing to old (and bad) mouth habits.
Are you annoyed when people ask you to touch your tongue to your nose—because you can't? Can you tie a cherry stem in your mouth? Are you incredibly turned on by those who can? Could you touch only the tip of your tongue to the corners of your lips, without touching the rest of your tongue to any part of your mouth? All of these moves are oral sex assets, and if you can't do them now, these exercises will help you on your way. Rolling your tongue is a genetically determined trait, but the others can—and will!—be cultivated. These movements of the tongue will be used heavily in advanced oral sex techniques, so take note. The tongue is a more complex muscle than you might think, and has a startling diversity of sensations to offer your lover. The following exercises will help you get in touch with all the possibilities.
But first things first: though you might not suspect that a tongue needs a warm-up, the kinds of techniques you will learn require a level of flexibility and suppleness that can be achieved only through a warm-up session. Skipping the warm-up can result in tongue cramps and even lockjaw, so don't skimp on these exercises because of their apparent simplicity.
• Never, ever strain yourself while performing these or any other exercises.
• The entire warm-up routine should take between five and ten minutes.
• Perform the exercise once, except where indicated.
BASIC EXERCISES
Nose Touch
Stick out your tongue and curve it up. Try to touch your nose. If you can touch your nose already, try to touch only the tip of your nose using the tip of your tongue. Repeat twice.
Chin Touch
Stick out your tongue again. Curve it down and try to touch your chin. See if you can touch your chin without the tip alone. Repeat twice.
Up and Down
Open your mouth, keeping your tongue inside and behind your teeth. Move it slowly up and down, touching the tip to the roof, then to the base. Do not run the tongue along the roof, or over the