Bones in London - Edgar Wallace [3]
But they had virtues which were admirable. They were, for example, absolutely loyal to one another, and were constant in their mutual admiration and help. If Joe made a bad deal, Fred never rested until he had balanced things against the beneficiary. If Fred in a weak moment paid a higher price to the vendor of a property than he, as promoter, could afford, it was Joe who took the smug vendor out to dinner and, by persuasion, argument, and the frank expression of his liking for the unfortunate man, tore away a portion of his ill-gotten gains.
“I suppose,” said Joe, concluding his minatory exercises, and reaching for a cigar from the silver box which stood on the table midway between the two, “I suppose we couldn’t hold Billing to his contract. Have you seen Cole about it, Fred?”
The other nodded slowly.
“Cole says that there is no contract. Billing offered to buy the ships, and meant to buy them, undoubtedly; but Cole says that if you took Billing into court, the judge would chuck his pen in your eye.”
“Would he now?” said Joe, one of whose faults was that he took things literally. “But perhaps if you took Billing out to dinner, Fred–”
“He’s a vegetarian, Joe” – he reached in his turn for a cigar, snipped the end and lit it – “and he’s deaf. No, we’ve got to find a sucker, Joe. I can sell the Fairy May and the Fairy Belle: they’re little boats, and are worth money in the open market. I can sell the wharfage and offices and the goodwill–”
“What’s the goodwill worth, Fred?”
“About fivepence net,” said the gloomy Fred. “I can sell all these, but it is the Fairy Mary and the Fairy Tilda that’s breaking my heart. And yet, Joe, there ain’t two ships of their tonnage to be bought on the market. If you wanted two ships of the same size and weight, you couldn’t buy ’em for a million – no, you couldn’t. I guess they must be bad ships, Joe.”
Joe had already guessed that.
“I offered ’em to Saddler, of the White Anchor,” Fred went on, “and he said that if he ever started collecting curios he’d remember me. Then I tried to sell ’em to the Coastal Cargo Line – the very ships for the Newcastle and Thames river trade – and he said he couldn’t think of it now that the submarine season was over. Then I offered ’em to young Topping, who thinks of running a line to the West Coast, but he said that he didn’t believe in Fairies or Santa Claus or any of that stuff.”
There was silence.
“Who named ’em Fairy Mary and Fairy Tilda?” asked Joe curiously.
“Don’t let’s speak ill of the dead,” begged Fred; “the man who had ’em built is no longer with us, Joe. They say that joy doesn’t kill, but that’s a lie, Joe. He died two days after we took ’em over, and left all his money – all our money – to a nephew.”
“I didn’t know that,” said Joe, sitting up.
“I didn’t know it myself till the other day, when I took the deed of sale down to Cole to see if there wasn’t a flaw in it somewhere. I’ve wired him.”
“Who – Cole?”
“No, the young nephew. If we could only–”
He did not complete his sentence, but there was a common emotion and understanding in the two pairs of eyes that met.
“Who is he – anybody?” asked Joe vaguely.
Fred broke off the ash of his cigar and nodded.
“Anybody worth half a million is somebody, Joe,” he said seriously. “This young fellow was in the Army. He’s out of it now, running a business in the City – ‘Schemes, Ltd,’ he calls it. Lots of people know him – shipping people on the Coast. He’s got a horrible nickname.”
“What’s that, Fred?”
“Bones,” said Fred, in tones sufficiently sepulchral to be appropriate, “and, Joe, he’s one of those bones I want to pick.”
There was another office in that great and sorrowful City. It was perhaps less of an office than a boudoir, for it had been furnished on the higher plan by a celebrated firm of furnishers and decorators, whose advertisements in the more exclusive publications