Books Burn Badly - Manuel Rivas [103]
‘What? You saw hair grow? You’re more likely to see grass grow.’
‘What she meant was . . .’
‘Chelo, you act like a magnet for all the spirits of Galicia.’
And then, addressing the priest, ‘She’s like that, Don Munio. An epicentre.’
‘It may be true,’ said the priest. ‘The hair, I mean. The Christ of Finisterre was the same. They used human hair and it seemed to carry on growing. The ones from the sea were called Protestant crosses. There were virgins as well, images that arrived by sea with hair that grew. Wooden virgins with real virgins’ hair. When I was ordained and sent to that parish . . .’
‘You didn’t stay long, Don Munio. Such a pretty place. The rectory overlooking the sea.’
‘No, I didn’t stay long. I’m not a typical Catholic priest. I’m ambitious. As you are with art. Spiritually ambitious.’
Gabriel had told her what Father Munio had said recently, one morning he got the time wrong, ‘I cannot and will not tolerate my children being late.’
‘My children? Is that what he calls all the boys and girls?’
‘No. It was the first time he said it. I was really annoyed. Some of them started giggling.’
‘Don’t pay any attention.’
Another strange thing Father Munio said to Gabriel, ‘When I see you on your own, I’ll whisper a repertoire in your ear.’
‘A repertoire? Is that what he said?’
‘I suppose now you’re going to tell us it’s true what happened to the Metro lion,’ said the judge, enjoying the taste of irony.
‘The Metro lion?’
‘The lion in films, father. An informer of Chelo’s, one of her spirits, told her the lion was on Death Coast, not on the screen. Was one of the wild animals the Nil was carrying to Dublin Zoo. The ship sank and lots of the fauna swam all the way to Traba Beach. Including the lion. Right, Chelo? You’ll be wondering what happened to them. Well, they were frightened by the dogs and sat down to wait for the consul.’
‘You didn’t tell it well,’ said Chelo. ‘That’s what I get for giving toothless here something to eat.’
They pretended still to be in love. Tried to find a balance. For a time, she played jokes on him, which the judge classified as dangerous. One example remained with him, the day some friends they’d arranged to meet knocked at the door, which was ajar, and she shouted from the sitting-room, ‘Just a minute, we’re making love!’ She was in fact alone in the sitting-room. Painting. And she shouted this. The judge was in the hallway, heard Chelo shout they were making love and the chuckles that followed. He remembers the word that came into his head was ‘indescribable’, a word that related to him, to the expression on his face.
‘You see, Father Munio,