Can you keep a secret_ - Sophie Kinsella [17]
I leaf through the rest of the pictures, trying to swallow the lump in my throat. I remember this place now. The park we used to go to, with swings and slides. But it was too boring for Kerry, and I desperately wanted to be like her, so I said it was boring too, and we never went again.
'Knock knock!' I look up with a start, and Kerry's standing at the door, holding her glass of wine. 'Lunch is ready!'
'Thanks,' I say. 'We're just coming.'
'Now, Gramps!' Kerry wags her finger reprovingly at Grandpa, and gestures at the packing cases. 'Haven't you got anywhere with this lot yet?'
'It's difficult,' I hear myself saying defensively. 'There are a lot of memories in here. You can't just throw them out.'
'If you say so.' Kerry rolls her eyes. 'If it were me, the whole lot'd go in the bin.'
I cannot cherish her. I cannot do it. I want to throw my treacle tart at her.
We've been sitting round the table now for forty minutes and the only voice we've heard is Kerry's.
'It's all about image,' she's saying now. 'It's all about the right clothes, the right look, the right walk. When I walk along the street, the message I give the world is "I am a successful woman".'
'Show us!' says Mum admiringly.
'Well.' Kerry gives a false-modest smile. 'Like this.' She pushes her chair back and wipes her mouth with her napkin.
'You should watch this, Emma,' says Mum. 'Pick up a few tips!'
As we all watch, Kerry starts striding round the room. Her chin is raised, her boobs are sticking out, her eyes are fixed on the middle distance, and her bottom is jerking from side to side.
She looks like a cross between an ostrich and one of the androids in Attack of the Clones.
'I should be in heels, of course,' she says, without stopping.
'When Kerry goes into a conference hall, I tell you, heads turn,' says Nev proudly, and takes a sip of wine. 'People stop what they're doing and stare at her!'
I bet they do.
Oh God. I want to giggle. I mustn't. I mustn't.
'Do you want to have a go, Emma?' says Kerry. 'Copy me?'
'Er … I don't think so,' I say. 'I think I probably … picked up the basics.'
Suddenly I give a tiny snort and turn it into a cough.
'Kerry's trying to help you, Emma!' says Mum. 'You should be grateful! You are good to Emma, Kerry.'
She beams fondly at Kerry, who simpers back. And I take a swig of wine.
Yeah, right. Kerry really wants to help me.
That's why when I was completely desperate for a job and asked her for work experience at her company, she said no. I wrote her this long, careful letter, saying I realized it put her in an awkward situation, but I'd really appreciate any chance, even a couple of days running errands.
And she sent back a standard rejection letter.
I was so totally mortified, I never told anyone. Especially not Mum and Dad.
'You should listen to some of Kerry's business tips, Emma,' Dad is saying sharply. 'Maybe if you paid more attention you'd do a bit better in life.'
'It's only a walk,' quips Nev with a chortle. 'It's not a miracle cure!'
'Nev!' says Mum half reprovingly.
'Emma knows I'm joking, don't you, Emma?' says Nev easily and fills up his glass with more wine.
'Of course!' I say, forcing myself to smile gaily.
Just wait till I get promoted.
Just wait. Just wait.
'Emma! Earth to Emma!' Kerry is waving a comical hand in front of my face. 'Wake up, Dopey! We're doing presents.'
'Oh right,' I say, coming to. 'OK. I'll just go and get mine.'
As Mum opens a camera from Dad and a purse from Grandpa, I start to feel excited. I so hope Mum likes my present.
'It doesn't look much,' I say as I hand her the pink envelope. 'But you'll see when you open it …'
'What can it be?' Mum says, looking intrigued. She rips open the envelope, opens the flowered card, and stares at it.