Can you keep a secret_ - Sophie Kinsella [76]
'You're still going there?' I stare at her.
'I go every day,' she says in surprise. I'm on the social committee.'
'Hello again!' says Phillip cheerily, reappearing with three glasses. He beams at Katie and gives her a kiss on the cheek, and she beams back. And suddenly I feel quite heart-warmed. OK, it's weird. But they do seem to make a really sweet couple.
'The man behind the stall seemed rather stressed out, poor chap,' says Phillip, as I take my first delicious sip of Pimm's, closing my eyes to savour it.
Mmm. There is absolutely nothing nicer on a summer's day than a nice cold glass of—
Hang on a minute. My eyes open. Pimm's.
Shit. I promised to do the Pimm's stall with Connor, didn't I? I glance at my watch and realize I'm already ten minutes late. Oh, bloody hell. No wonder he's stressed out.
I hastily apologize to Phillip and Katie, then hurry as fast as I can to the stall, which is in the corner of the garden. There I find Connor manfully coping with a huge queue all on his own. He's dressed as Henry VIII, with puffy sleeves and breeches, and has a huge red beard stuck to his face. He must be absolutely boiling.
'Sorry,' I mutter, sliding in beside him. 'I had to get into my costume. What do I have to do?'
'Pour out glasses of Pimm's,' says Connor curtly. 'One pound fifty each. Do you think you can manage?'
'Yes!' I say, a bit nettled. 'Of course I can manage!'
For the next few minutes we're too busy serving Pimm's to talk. Then the queue melts away, and we're left on our own again.
Connor isn't even looking at me, and he's clanking glasses around so ferociously I'm afraid he might break one. Why is he in such a bad mood?
'Connor, look, I'm sorry I'm late.'
'That's all right,' he says stiffly, and starts chopping a bundle of mint as though he wants to kill it. 'So, did you have a nice time the other evening?'
That's what this is all about.
'Yes, I did, thanks,' I say after a pause.
'With your new mystery man.'
'Yes,' I say, and surreptitiously scan the crowded lawn, searching for Jack.
'It's someone at work, isn't it?' Connor suddenly says, and my stomach gives a small plunge.
'Why do you say that?' I say lightly.
'That's why you won't tell me who it is.'
'It's not that! It's just … look, Connor, can't you just respect my privacy?'
'I think I have a right to know who I've been dumped for.' He shoots me a reproachful look.
'No you don't!' I retort, then realize that sounds a bit mean. 'I just don't think it's very helpful to discuss it.'
'Well, I'll work it out.' His jaw sets grimly. 'It won't take me long.'
'Connor, please. I really don't think—'
'Emma, I'm not stupid.' He gives me an appraising look. 'I know you a lot better than you think I do.'
I feel a flicker of uncertainty. Maybe I've und,erestimated Connor all this time. Maybe he does know me. Oh God. What if he guesses?
I start to slice up a lemon, constantly scanning the crowd. Where is Jack, anyway?
'I've got it,' says Connor suddenly, and I look up to see him staring at me triumphantly. 'It's Paul, isn't it?'
'What?' I gape back at him, wanting to laugh. 'No, it's not Paul! Why on earth should you think it was Paul?'
'You keep looking at him.' He gestures to where Paul is standing nearby, moodily swigging a bottle of beer. 'Every two minutes!'
'I'm not looking at him,' I say hurriedly. 'I'm just looking at … I'm just taking in the atmosphere.'
'So why is he hanging around here?'
'He's not! Honestly, Connor, take it from me, I'm not going out with Paul.'
'You think I'm a fool, don't you?' says Connor with a flash of anger.
'I don't think you're a fool! I just … I think this is a pointless exercise. You're never going to—'
'Is it Nick?' His eyes narrow. 'You and he have always had a bit of a spark going.'
'No!' I say impatiently. 'It's not Nick.'
Honestly. Clandestine affairs are hard enough as it is, without your ex-boyfriend subjecting you to the third degree. I should never have agreed to do this stupid Pimm's