Carte Blanche - Jeffery Deaver [26]
‘I will do. But actually, if you don’t mind, James, it’s probably best if I handle the pub myself. I know the lie of the land. I was at Cambridge – Magdalene.’ The map and the pub receipt vanished into Osborne-Smith’s briefcase, with a copy of the March note. Then he produced another sheet of paper. ‘Can you get that girl in?’
Bond lifted an eyebrow. ‘Which one?’
‘The pretty young thing outside. Single, I see.’
‘You mean my PA,’ Bond said drily. He rose and went to the door. ‘Miss Goodnight, would you come in, please?’
She did so, frowning.
‘Our friend Percy wants a word with you.’
Osborne-Smith missed the irony in Bond’s choice of names and handed the sheet of paper to her. ‘Make a copy of this, would you?’
With a glance towards Bond, who nodded, she took the document and went to the copier. Osborne-Smith called after her, ‘Double-sided, of course. Waste works to the enemy’s advantage, doesn’t it?’
Goodnight returned a moment later. Osborne-Smith put the original in his briefcase and handed the copy to Bond. ‘You ever get out to the firearms range?’
‘From time to time,’ Bond told him. He didn’t add: six hours a week, religiously, indoor here with small arms, outdoor with full-bore at Bisley. And once a fortnight he trained at Scotland Yard’s FATS range – the high-definition computerised firearms training simulator, in which an electrode was mounted against your back; if the terrorist shot you before you shot him, you ended up on your knees in excruciating pain.
‘We have to observe the formalities, don’t we?’ Osborne-Smith gestured at the sheet in Bond’s hand. ‘Application to become a temporary AFO.’
Only a very few law enforcers – authorised firearms officers – could carry weapons in the UK.
‘It’s probably not a good idea to use my name on that,’ Bond pointed out.
Osborne-Smith seemed not to have thought of this. ‘You may be right. Well, use a nonofficial cover, why don’t you? John Smith’ll do. Just fill it in and do the quiz on the back – gun safety and all that. If you hit a speed bump, give me a shout. I’ll walk you through.’
‘I’ll get right to it.’
‘Good man. Glad that’s settled. We’ll co-ordinate later – after our respective secret missions.’ He tapped his briefcase. ‘Off to Cambridge.’
He pivoted and strode out as boisterously as he’d arrived.
‘What a positively wretched man,’ Goodnight whispered.
Bond gave a brief laugh. He pulled his jacket off the back of his chair and tugged it on, picked up the Ordnance Survey. ‘I’m going down to the armoury to collect my gun and after that I’ll be out for three or four hours.’
‘What about the firearms form, James?’
‘Ah.’ He picked it up, tore it into neat strips and slipped them into the map booklet to mark his places. ‘Why waste departmental Post-it notes? Works to the enemy’s advantage, you know.’
12
An hour and a half later, James Bond was in his Bentley Continental GT, a grey streak speeding north.
He was reflecting on his deception of Percy Osborne-Smith. He’d decided that the lead to the Cambridge pub wasn’t, in fact, very promising. Yes, possibly the Incident Twenty principals had eaten there – the bill suggested a meal for two or three. But the date was more than a week ago so it was unlikely that anyone on the staff would remember a man fitting the Irishman’s description and his companions. And since the man had proved to be particularly clever, Bond suspected he rotated the places where he dined and shopped; he would not be a regular there.
The lead in Cambridge had to be followed up, of course, but – equally important – Bond needed to keep Osborne-Smith diverted. He could simply not allow the Irishman or Noah to be arrested and hauled into Belmarsh, like a drug dealer or an Islamist who’d been buying excessive fertiliser. They needed to keep both suspects in play to discover the nature