Caught Stealing - Charlie Huston [30]
—No. Don’t go there, OK? Don’t go there at all.
I reach into the bag and take out some cash.
—Don’t. Don’t even fucking try to give me money.
I toss it on the bed anyway.
—For Bud. For the vet. And he’ll need new stuff.
—Fine.
I walk over to her and put a hand on her head and we wrap our arms around each other. Her face is in my chest and her voice is muffled.
—You gonna be OK?
—Sure.
—You gonna be safe?
—Sure.
—You gonna call me if you need help?
—You know it.
She squeezes me and then pushes me away. I take a look at Bud sleeping, then I head for the door. She calls.
—Hey.
—What?
—I’ve been rooting for the Giants.
I stop with the door half-open.
—Yeah?
—Yeah.
—Well, they’ll choke in the clutch.
—I’ll keep rooting for them anyway.
—You always like the underdogs.
—Yep.
I leave and close the door behind me. I have to get the key. I have to get the key, get it to Roman and get lost before any of my friends get hurt. I repeat this to myself over and over as I go down the stairs, leaving that warm room farther and farther behind. It’s not easy, none of it is easy, because she’s so cool. And me? I’m just a fucking idiot.
Out on the sidewalk in front of her building, someone grabs me from behind and someone else punches me in the crotch. They drag my doubled-over body to the curb, throw me in the trunk of a car, and close the lid. I hear the driver’s and the passenger’s doors open and shut. Then the engine starts and the car pulls away from the curb.
As it turns out, the small one is Ed and the big one is Paris. And I was right, they do wear cowboy boots. Matching black snakeskin boots with rattler heads on the toes.
I’m rolled up in a little ball, blinking up at them from the trunk they’ve just opened. After about an hour of me bouncing around in here, we stopped. I heard the doors open and close, then the lid popped open and there they were. The little one took off his hat and smiled.
—I’m Ed, this is my brother, Paris. Sorry about the ride.
It’s bright out and I can see dozens and dozens of seagulls wheeling in the sky behind Ed’s and Paris’s heads. There is a terrific stink in the air. Ed puts his hat back on and reaches out his hand to me.
—Let’s get you out of there.
I blink. I take his hand and let him help me out. My legs are cramped up and I almost fall over, but Ed catches me and holds me steady while I get my balance. Paris just stands there a few feet away and watches. We’re in a landfill. We are way out in the middle of what must be a New Jersey landfill and there is no one in sight except ourselves and the seagulls. Paris reaches inside his vest, pulls out what looks like a vintage .45 Colt Peacemaker revolver and starts walking around the dunes of garbage, shooting rats.
—The Chink do that to you?
CRACK!
—Huh?
—Your face, the Chink do that to you?
CRACK!
—Uh, yeah. The guy with the red hair.
—Yeah, the Chink is a mean motherfucker. No doubt.
CRACK!
Every time Paris shoots a rat, his gun makes a nice firm crack that ripples across the landfill and sends any nearby seagulls leaping into the air. He’s emptied and reloaded the revolver twice now and doesn’t seem to be getting bored. Ed and I lean against the lip of the open trunk and converse.
—Paris and me, we met him, he was straight out of juvie. Crazy little fucker.
CRACK!
—Who?
—The Chink, the guy busted your nose there.
They know him. And why not? Why shouldn’t goons know each other? All members in the goon union, no doubt.
—You know him?
CRACK!
—All of ’em, we know all of ’em.
—All of them?
CRACK!
Paris flips the cylinder on the revolver and dumps the empty shells onto the ground. He feels around in his pockets and, not finding what he wants, walks back over toward the car. Ed reaches behind himself in the trunk, finds something and tosses it to Paris. It’s a full box of cartridges. Paris loads up and goes back to work.
CRACK!
—Sure, we know ’em. The Chink, Bolo, he’s the Hawaiian-lookin’ guy, those fucked-up Russian fags, and Roman. Now he’s one zombie motherfucker. Yeah,