Count Bunker [51]
"So FRIENDLY?" she repeated, with an innocently meditative air.
"So vary parteecularly friendly!"
Her air relented a little--just enough, in fact, to make him ardently desire to see it relent still further.
"You promise things to me, and then do them for other people's benefit."
The Baron eagerly demanded a fuller statement of this abominable charge.
"Well," she said, "you told me twenty times you would show me something really Highland--that you'd kill a deer by torchlight, or hold a gathering of the clans upon the castle lawn. All sorts of things you offered to do for me, and the only thing you have done has been for the sake of your NEW friends! You gave THEM a procession and a dance."
"But you did see it too!" he interrupted eagerly.
"As part of your procession," she retorted scornfully. "We felt much obliged to you--especially as you were so attentive to us afterwards!"
"I did not mean to leave you," exclaimed the Baron weakly. "It was jost zat Miss Maddison----"
"I am not interested in Miss Maddison. No doubt she is very charming; but, really, she doesn't interest me at all. You were unavoidably prevented from talking to us--that is quite sufficient for me. I excuse you, Lord Tulliwuddle. Only, please, don't make me any more promises."
"Eva! Ach, I most say 'Eva' jost vunce more! I am going to leave my castle, to leave you, and say good-by."
She started and looked quickly at him.
"Bot before I go I shall keep my promise! Ve shall have ze pipers, and ze kilts, and ze dancing, and toss ze caber, and fling ze hammer, and it shall be on ze castle lawn, and all for your sake! Vill you not forgive me and be friends?"
"Will it really be all for my sake?"
She spoke incredulously, yet looked as if she were willing to be convinced.
"I swear it vill!"
The latter part of this interview was so much more agreeable than the beginning that when the distant rumble of the luncheon gong brought it to an end at last they sighed, and for fully half a minute lingered still in silence. If one may dare to express in crude language a maiden's unspoken, formless thought, Eva's might be read--"There is yet a moment left for him to say the three short words that seem to hang upon his tongue!" While on his part he was reflecting that he had another duologue arranged for that very afternoon, and that, for the simultaneous suitor of two ladies, an open mind was almost indispensable.
"Then you are going for a drive with the Count Bunker this afternoon?" she asked, as they strolled slowly towards the house.
"For a leetle tour in my estate," he answered easily.
"On business, I suppose?"
"Yes, vorse luck!"
He knew not whether to feel more relieved or embarrassed to find that he evidently rose in her estimation as a conscientious landlord.
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"You are having a capital day's sport, Baron," said the Count gaily, as they drew near Lincoln Lodge.
During their drive the Baron had remained unusually silent. He now roused himself and said in a guarded whisper--
"Bonker, vill you please to give ze coachman some money not to say jost vere he did drive us."
"I have done so," smiled the Count.
His friend gratefully grasped his hand and curled his mustache with an emboldened air.
A similar display of address on the part of Count Bunker resulted in the Baron's finding himself some ten minutes later alone with Miss Maddison in her sanctuary. But, to his great surprise, he was greeted with none of the encouraging cordiality that had so charmed him yesterday. The lady was brief in her responses, critical in her tone, and evidently disposed to quarrel with her admirer on some ground at present entirely mysterious. Indeed, so discouraging was she that at length he exclaimed--
"Tell me, Miss Maddison--I should not have gom to-day? You did not vish to see me. Eh?"
"I certainly was perfectly comfortable without you, Lord Tulliwuddle," said the heiress tartly.
"Shall I go avay?"
"You have come here entirely for your own pleasure; and