Darkside_ A Novel - Belinda Bauer [10]
Police budgetary constraints meant they had been booked into a stable block outside Shipcott. Oh, sure, the sign at the end of the long and rutted track read 'Farmhouse Accommodation', but the low, ugly row of 'cottages' were no more than converted stables with window-boxes. And the owner, a bent and arthritic crone improbably named Joy Springer, apparently thought that tiny televisions and giant microwave ovens were enough to justify the tagline 'All Mod Cons'.
At home he had Sky on a 48-inch screen, complete with a set of Acoustic Energy Aelite 3 home-cinema speakers. There were six in the set and they easily filled the spaces left by Debbie's furniture. The precious 1970s Habitat suite she'd brought into their relationship was now squeezed uncomfortably into her mother's house, elbowing the over-stuffed mock-leather into corners and competing for floor-space with the Formica coffee table. So he'd have somewhere to watch the TV from, Marvel had bought a cheap couch and taken pleasure in putting his feet all over it - often in his shoes.
Now he surfed through the channels for what felt like the hundredth time. It didn't take long. BBC1, BBC2 and ITV1, though BBC2 was grainy and flickering. Channel 4 and Five were seemingly beyond the reach of this part of the moor. He imagined the second test match from Australia dancing and crackling somewhere above his head, searching forlornly for a receiver high enough to be welcomed by, before finally weakening and sputtering out over the heather, lost to him for ever.
Fucking Timbuktu.
He looked at his watch. Ten thirty pm.
The night was young.
Unfortunately, so were his team. They were like babies, the way they were all in bed by ten. Not like his days in the Met, where they'd roll off duty when they ran out of arms to twist and spend the rest of the night in Spearmint Rhino. DS Reynolds was a reasonable cop but Marvel couldn't imagine his sergeant stuffing a twenty into a G-string any more than he could imagine him doing a shampoo ad. DS Reynolds's hair grew on his head in unfortunate tufts. Sometimes they almost joined up; other times he was nearly bald. Reynolds claimed it was stress-related. Fucking nancy boy.
Marvel ran a hand through his own hair and wondered how long it would be before he was shedding like a Persian cat. His hair would go first, then his teeth. Then his joints, he imagined. Or maybe his eyesight. Already he needed to squint at the menu at McDonald's drive-thru. Once he'd tried to order a McFury, imagining it must be some hellishly well-peppered new burger. He and the pimpled girl in the window had almost come to blows before she worked it out and told him with some degree of triumph that a McFlurry was a kiddies' ice-cream. He'd ordered it just to spite her, and lobbed it vaguely towards a bin as he drove out.
Just imagining his teeth falling out made them twinge, so he stopped thinking about dying and concentrated on Margaret Priddy. He'd spoken to the nurse, Annette Rogers, and was reasonably satisfied she was in the clear. She seemed to be going through the motions of sympathy in a way he'd expect a professional nurse to - as if she was simultaneously wondering what she would have for tea. That was fine by Marvel; if she'd wept and wailed over Margaret Priddy's death, he would have had her in custody before her ugly white shoes could touch the ground.
There were two other nurses who had split shifts with