Dead Centre - Andy McNab [69]
In my door compartment there was a headset extension lead that must have reached all the way down to the aluminium roller shutter that doubled as a cargo door. The shutters were originally devised for freefalling; they were easy to open in flight. So Joe not only dropped off things and bodies, he dropped them into places where landing was clearly a bad idea.
He was from Zimbabwe. His accent was as hard and leathered as his skin. ‘Malindi – fucking great, man. I’ve been there ten years now. Fucking Mugabe is a fucking madman. My farm’s been cut up for war veterans. They’re kids, man. Never seen a fucking war. They don’t even know how to grow shit, let alone fight. I’m fucking glad I’m out of there.’
The rant was just fine. But he’d taken both hands off the stick to add emphasis. At least this particular time he kept one finger fucking about with the instruments.
Joe was heading towards sixty, and small – about five foot five – but with hands that were far too big for the rest of him. Too many years in the sun had given his face crevasses wherever there should have been creases. The chest hair that poked out from the top of his green polo shirt was grey, but the hair on top of his head was jet black. It matched the Ray-Ban Aviators he wore to protect his eyes from the glare bouncing down onto the ocean and back up again.
Malindi is on the Kenyan coast. Europeans used to flock there for their holidays until a couple of years ago, when inter-ethnic violence left a hundred people dead just down the road in Mombasa. Now the hotels were empty, and only people like Joe lived there.
His hands came off the stick again. ‘Yeah, man, fuck, I wish I’d left Zim years ago.’
It was the third time he’d said that in the last hour and ten minutes. His wife had wanted to stay, even when Mugabe’s heavies were beating up the owners of neighbouring farms. Her roots were in the old Rhodesia. She was fourth-generation white African. Then one day last year Joe had gone away on a work trip and come back to find her dead. It wasn’t murder. She’d died of some disease I’d never even heard of. Either that, or Joe had made it up.
He’d finally left the wreckage of Zim, but only with what he stood up in. Life in Kenya was hard to start with, he said, but he was a happy bunny these days. He was one of the vanilla guerrillas, ex-pat white lads who shagged the locals for the price of a beer and something to eat. And going by the condition of the aircraft, his bar tab was bigger than his maintenance bill.
Joe finally got both hands back on the stick and had a look round to make sure there were no other aircraft in the sky. At least that bit seemed professional. Taking off from Malindi, we’d taxied down the apron, but hadn’t paused at the runway. There was no revving of engines or testing of flaps or any of that shit. He didn’t even appear to consider wind direction. As soon as he was on the strip he just got us the fuck into the air without looking back.
‘You been to Mogadishu many times, Joe?’
‘Too many. But never in the city, man. I leave you kidnap guys to do that shit. I stay on the pan and don’t leave the aircraft. The flip-flops there, they’d pull it apart in an hour.’ He leant across to me as if he was about to shout, which he didn’t need to because of the intercom. ‘You’re a fucking madman. Why don’t you take a weapon?’ His left hand tapped the AK sticking up between our seats, on top of the emergency box that contained distress flares and all that sort of shit. ‘Buy mine, man. Three hundred dollars. A fucking bargain, man.’
I laughed. ‘It doesn’t work like that. I can’t go in there mob-handed. I’m supposed to be the nice guy in the middle.’
That was all Joe knew about me. I was just another negotiator he was taking in to rescue yet another hostage. Frank had organized him. Frank had also promised to send some guys with money. They’d be waiting in Nairobi