Death of a Chimney Sweep - M. C. Beaton [74]
“Cheer up, Hamish. It’s the final chapter. You can write The End and get back to poaching.”
Hamish decided to do just that. When he returned to the police station, he collected his rod and fishing tackle and, with the dog and cat at his heels, walked up over the moors until he came to the upper reaches of the River Anstey.
Keeping a careful eye out for the water bailiff, because the fishing rights belonged to Colonel Halburton-Smythe, he cast his fly on a glassy pool and felt, for the first time in ages, all the dark worry of the Prosser case fade away.
He broke off for a picnic lunch and had just opened a thermos flask when Sonsie gave a warning hiss but Lugs wagged his tail.
Hamish stood up and saw Elspeth Grant coming down the heathery slope towards him.
“You gave me a fright,” he said. “I thought you were the water bailiff. How did you find me?”
“Elementary, my dear Watson. It’s a fine day, the murders are over, and I remembered this was your favourite poaching site.”
They sat down together on a flat rock by the pool. “Coffee?” asked Hamish.
“Fine. Just black.”
“You look like your old self,” said Hamish. Elspeth’s hair was frizzy, and she was wearing an old sweater over a pair of jeans. “What brings you?”
“Just a holiday.”
“I would have thought they would have sent you back up on the Prosser case.”
“I didn’t want to risk anyone pinching my job as a news presenter so I got a new contract stating that that was my sole job. So, in future, everyone can murder everyone up here and you won’t see me. Tell me all about it.”
“Too fine a day,” said Hamish. “I want to forget it.”
Elspeth studied him with those silvery Gypsy eyes of hers. “Prosser evidently knew this territory like the back of his hand,” she said. “Funny him falling down that gully.”
“I don’t want to talk about it!” snapped Hamish, and in a milder voice, “Sandwich? It’s chicken.”
“Thanks. It won’t be one of your hens, anyway. You just let them die of old age. I’ll take you for dinner tonight. Don’t stand me up. Eight o’clock?”
“I’ll be there. I think maybe I’ll pack up. The fish don’t seem to be biting. I really ought to go over to Drim and see how Milly Davenport’s getting on.”
Milly had never lived in a house with a cesspool before. So when the sink and toilet started backing up, she phoned Ailsa for help. Ailsa gave her the number of a local man who would come and pump out the cesspool.
Three men with a truck with a big tank on the back arrived. “I mind the drain is somewhere ower here,” said the boss. He approached the flower bed where the money was buried. “Not there, surely,” shouted Milly.
“No, no, missus. Jist the ither side, covered in the gravel.” He scraped the gravel away and revealed an iron cover. He wrenched and turned and finally pulled the cover off. A fountain of excrement, fuelled by trapped gases, blasted into the air, spraying everyone with the worst kind of filth.
It poured down into the flower bed and Milly thought with dread of the case of money buried underneath.
When the gusher subsided, the boss, seemingly unfazed by the fact that he was covered in brown unmentionable, put the huge hose into the drain and then started a motor in the truck. Milly ran into the house