Didn't I Feed You Yesterday__ A Mother's Guide to Sanity in Stilettos - Laura Bennett [5]
When Peik was a small boy, he paid very little attention to me. His first word was “Cleo,” followed quickly by “Daddy,” and I would have to say that that is exactly the place and order of his loyalties, as much as he may love to torture his sister. I sometimes feel that, if he could have said them, “Hey, lady” would have been his next words. Now that he is a teenager, the distance between us is slowly and unexpectedly closing, taking me by sentimental surprise. I’m just starting to get to know the boy, so maybe that’s why I’m not so ready for him to be a man. Lately he has become more affectionate toward me, and often now takes my hand when we are walking down the street. The hand is still usually filthy, but I’m honored to hold it for as long as he will offer, calluses, warts, or infectious hand-borne diseases be damned.
TRUMAN
As mentioned, my husband was fifty and had never been married when I met him, having had a series of long-term relationships that cracked apart at the mere mention of betrothal. It should have been no surprise to me, then, that when it came to naming children post-Peik, Peter would show signs of commitment anxiety. It seems his other exes didn’t have interesting enough brothers to continue what would clearly be seen as a pathological course of action. Our second son bore the brunt of this indecision, to the extent that the hospital warned us not to leave the premises until that child had a name. I called their bluff, and told them that if my insurance company wanted to foot the bill until my husband decided on a name, I would be more than happy to stay. Peter overthinks everything, so I knew it could be awhile. Typically, the hospital registers vital details with the government agencies that send you convenient little things like birth certificates and social security cards, but if you leave without naming a child, you are solely responsible. Had the administrative staff instead said to me, “You’re going to have to name him Red Tape if you don’t name him right now,” I might have understood the severity of the situation. Instead, though, we blithely left the hospital and proceeded to call the baby “the baby” for the next three months. He was finally named at a cocktail party by some of my oldest and drunkest friends. “Truman,” they chorused after a good deal of slurred deliberation. Hmm, I pondered: flaming gay New York prizewinning writer and socialite, or daring bomb-dropping presidential warrior? Not a bad range of options. “Truman” stuck fast, but it was many, many years before I screwed up the courage to face the bureaucrats and officially have his name changed from “Baby White Male.”
Of all my children, Truman shows me the most affection, and has valiantly lived up to his honest and stalwart name. Perhaps because he breastfed until he was four years old, he has developed a disturbing fondness for skin-to-skin contact. At nine years old, he still throws himself at me for a hug and kiss when he gets home from school—did he just cop a feel? I would take his mother love as a compliment if he didn’t show most people the same level of affection. When he was five, we took him to see Momix at the Joyce Theater, an establishment known for its dedication to modern dance and the avantgarde. It was a beautiful performance, at the end of which the dancers left the stage and exited through the audience, waving to the crowd jubilantly on both sides. Truman, his small freckled face streaked with joyful tears, leaped to his feet and stopped one dancer in mid stride by embracing her tightly around the waist. I was simultaneously proud and jealous. But then I worried that someday this polymorphous perversity might be misconstrued as sexual predation, his face was so firmly pressed against her breasts. I have also noticed that