Doctor Who_ Blue Box - Kate Orman [63]
The Doctor was saying, ‘We have a dialtone. Bless you, Bob,’ and feeding a phone number to the modem. ‘The sun reflecting upon the mud of strands and shores is unpolluted in his beam,’ he declaimed. ‘Now it’s time to test that theory and wallow a little in the MUD with Swan.’
‘Doctor,’ said Peri, ‘what are you talking about?’
I knew that one. ‘Multiple User Dungeon,’ I told her ‘It’s a space inside a computer, like a map in a game of D&D. You can walk from room to room, look at what’s there, and meet other people and talk to them. The mud program runs everything, like a Dungeon Master.’
‘Neutral ground,’ said the Doctor. We watched over his shoulder as the Apple II’s modem shook hands with another modem somewhere else in the States.
The first step was to create a ‘character’ that would represent him in the miniature imaginary world. The Doctor didn’t bother with details like appearance or even gender, just a code name, Merryman. The MUD was set up so that guests could appear as anonymous wraiths in the public areas of the game. Normally participants would go to great lengths to create their appearance. For Swan and the Doctor’s meeting, play-acting wasn’t necessary.
The Doctor’s featureless character appeared out of nowhere in the imaginary world:
Welcome to the Dungeon of Doom. You are standing in a forest clearing facing north.
In front of you is a cliff wall. In the wall is a large opening, the doorway to the Caves of Catastrophe.
‘Well, you obviously don’t want to go in there,’ said Peri.
We all looked at her. ‘It was just a joke.’
‘I doubt there’s anywhere else to go, said the Doctor. He typed:
go north
A few moments later, the computer answered: You are standing in the entrance cave.
Passages lead off to the east and west. You can see daylight through a doorway in the south.
‘Well, this could take all day, said Peri.
‘Ah, but I know a way to speed things up.’ The Doctor typed:
Ziz-zy, zuz-zy, zik!
The computer responded:
The genie appears in a puff of smoke.
'Welcome, guest' he says. 'Where would you like me to take you?'
The Doctor typed:
genie living_room
And the program responded:
You enter a pleasant living room. There are comfortable chairs scattered about, rugs and lamps, and a roaring fireplace.
Fionnuala is here.
The genie departs in a puff of smoke.
‘Fionnuala,’ said the Doctor. ‘A woman changed into a swan in Irish legend. She’s just where I asked her to be.’
From time to time, the net, even just the phone gives me a case of the profound heebie-jeebies. It’s a feeling of being watched. Have you ever had a prank phone call, and been really creeped out by the fact that someone could just call you up like that, enter your home in a sense, and you had no idea of where they were or who they were? Worse still, have you ever had a call where someone said ‘I can see you through the window, I’m outside your house?’ I haven’t, but Sally did once. We agreed it was probably bullshit, but she insisted on sleeping at my place for a week.
I had that feeling as the Doctor joined Sarah Swan for their little chat in the living room of the imaginary house. There was something unnerving about Swan waiting for him there, another pseudonymous, abstract creature. It could, in theory, have been anyone. We could have been anyone. It was only our agreement, our mutual acceptance that this was a place and we were going to meet there and talk, that gave any of it any substance, any meaning at all.
Imagine them sitting in that sketch of a room – the black, silent, empty space inside the network. Imagine the edges of walls and objects drawn in lines the same livid green as the writing on a monitor. Their chairs are luminous stick-figures.
They are only outlines of words, a conversation punctuated by electrical lacunae, their shapes traced by the flicker of the cursor as it darts across the screen.
‘What is it you want, Sarah Swan?’ asks the Doctor.
Between each line of their dialogue there