Doctor Who_ The Devil Goblins From Neptune - Keith Topping [44]
Oh great, thought Yates. The Jesus Freaks. 'Good way of putting it,' he said. 'Listen. We've been sent down to find out what was going down at the gig on Thursday. You know, the lights in the sky and all that.'
'Why?' said another of the group.
The question floored Yates. 'Why what?'
'Why do you want to know about the lights?'
'Knowledge is good,' said Yates. 'Anything unusual should be publicised, so that people can learn what's going on.'
'People don't want to learn anything,' said the woman, sitting cross-legged next to the fire. 'They can't accept simple truths so they've got to invent their own meanings for the obvious. The signs are there, and have been for months.'
'Meaning...?'
'We're the Venus People,' she continued. 'You've heard of us?'
'Should we have?' asked Benton sarcastically.
'Not if you're too blind to see and too deaf to hear,' said a tall man with wild blond hair who had just emerged from one of the vans.
'What do you believe in?' asked Yates.
'We believe that God has seen the sick and sorry state of this planet and that he's gone to Venus,' said the newcomer.
'But mankind can't get its act together so he's gonna come down with his angels and wipe the planet clean.'
Yates nodded. 'Armageddon...'
'Too right, said the man. 'But before he does that, he's gonna send the Saucer People to take us away to Eden.'
'On Venus,' continued another of the group. 'Just us, and the bands. They know. The Beatles, Floyd. That's what
"Astronomy Domine" is all about, right?'
'Shut up, Crispin,' said the blond man angrily. 'They don't give a toss about all that. They're just here to suss out the scene and give it back to the Man, right?'
'Not exactly...' began Yates.
'Don't give me that crap. You're MI5, or Special Branch, or the military. You stink of it, man. I can smell you from miles away.'
Neither Yates nor Benton said anything. With their cover seemingly blown, their choices were limited. Yates chose to try to bluff it out. 'What makes you think that?' he asked.
'Before God found me, I was like you,' said the man. 'He sent the Saucer People to me. They said, "Arlo, it's coming down big time, baby. It's gonna be the end of everything."'
'You don't say?' muttered Benton.
'You're too uptight to dig anything, man,' said Arlo. 'So you just run off back to the cats in charge, and tell them what the Saucer People said.' Earth's days are numbered.'
'I shan't be telling them that, or anything like it,' said Yates. 'What I will tell them is that I met a bunch of hippie dropouts who've had one too many herbal cigarettes. Come on, Sergeant, let's get out of here. Can't say I like the smell.'
Yates turned and hurried away. Benton, looking nonplussed, eventually caught up with him. 'What now?' he asked.
'I go to that pub in the village and have a very large drink,' said Yates. 'You can join me if you want.'
Benton smiled broadly. 'Now you're talking my language, sir.' He paused, glancing back over his shoulder. 'I take it you didn't believe what those freaks were dribbling on about?'
Yates stopped suddenly. 'Of course I believe them. But I don't want them to know that.' He smiled. 'I'm just trying to work out how on Earth I'm going to report it.'
* * *
Moments after they landed at a Soviet military base, the Doctor, Liz, and Shuskin had been escorted to another part of the airfield, where a fleet of helicopters were waiting for them.
Liz felt a vague sense of disappointment.' the overlapping runways and low buildings looked not unlike those they'd left behind in Germany. She'd always wanted to explore eastern Europe - the USSR in particular - but it looked as if her first and only glimpse of life behind the Iron Curtain would be from the windows of various aircraft.
The Doctor nodded approvingly at the helicopters arranged before them. 'We're actually very privileged, Liz.'
'We are?'
He pointed out the differing types for Liz. 'That huge beast over there is a Mil Mi-6, NATO codename.' "Hook". It's a basic heavy-transport machine. Those smaller ones over