Dolly Dialogues [12]
he told Hilary, Johnny was in love."
"Oh, and he stole for some wretched--?"
"Now do be careful. What do you know about the lady?"
"The lady! I can imagine Johnny Tompkin's's ideal?"
"So can I, if you come to that."
"And she must have known his money wasn't his own."
"Why must she?" I asked. "According to what he told Hilary, she didn't."
"I don't believe it," said Mrs. Hilary, with decision.
"Hilary believed it!"
"Oh, Hilary!"
"But, then Hilary knew the girl."
"Hilary knew--! You mean to say Hilary knew--?
"No one better," said I composedly.
Mrs. Hilary rose to her feet. "Who was the creature?" she asked sharply.
"Come," I expostulated, "how would you like it if your young man had taken to theft and--"
"Oh, nonsense. Tell me her name, please, Mr. Carter."
"Johnny told Hilary that just to see her and talk to her and sit by her side was 'worth all the money'--but then, to be sure, it was somebody else's money--and that he'd do it again to get what he had got over again. Then, I'm sorry to say, he swore."
"And Hilary believed that stuff?"
"Hilary agreed with him," said I. "Hilary, you see, knows the lady."
"What's her name, Mr. Carter?"
"Didn't you notice his attentions to any one?"
"I notice! You don't mean that I've seen her?"
"Certainly you have."
"Was she ever here?'
"Yes, Mrs. Hilary. Hilary takes care of that."
"I shall be angry in a minute, Mr. Carter. Oh, I'll have this out of Hilary!"
"I should."
"Who was she?"
"According to what he told Hilary, she was the most fascinating woman in the world, Hilary thought so, too."
Mrs. Hilary began to walk up and down.
"Oh, so Hilary helped to let him go, because they both--?"
"Precisely," said I.
"And you dare to come and tell me?"
"Well, I thought you ought to know," said I. "Hilary's just as mad about her as Johnny--in fact, he said he'd be hanged if he wouldn't have done the same himself."
I have once seen Madame Ristori play Lady Macbeth. Her performance was recalled to me by the tones in which Mrs. Hilary asked:
"Who is this woman, if you please, Mr. Carter?"
"So Hilary got him off--gave him fifty pounds too."
"Glad to get him away, perhaps," she burst out, in angry scorn.
"Who knows?" said I. "Perhaps."
"Her name?" demanded Lady Macbeth--I mean Mrs. Hilary--again.
"I shan't tell you, unless you promise to say nothing to Hilary."
"To say nothing! Well, really--"
"Oh, all right!" and I took up my hat.
"But I can watch them, can't I?"
"As much as you like."
"Won't you tell me?"
"If you promise."
"Well, then, I promise."
"Look in the glass."
"What for?"
"To see your face, to be sure."
She started, blushed red, and moved a step towards me.
"You don't mean--?" she cried.
"Thou art the woman," said I.
"Oh, but he never said a word--"
"Johnny had his code," said I. "And in some ways it was better than some people's--in some, alas! worse."
"And Hilary?"
"Really you know better than I do whether I've told the truth about Hilary."
A pause ensued. Then Mrs. Hilary made three short remarks, which I give in their order:
(1) "The little wretch!" (2) "Dear old Hilary!" (3) "Poor little man!"
I took my hat. I knew that Hilary was due from the city in a few minutes. Mrs. Hilary sat down by the fire.
"How dare you torment me so?" she asked, but not in the least like Lady Macbeth.
"I must have my little amusements," said I.
"What an audacious little creature!" said Mrs. Hilary. "Fancy his daring!--Aren't you astounded?"
"Oh, yes, I am. But Hilary, you see--"
"It's nearly his time," said Mrs. Hilary.
I buttoned my left glove and held out my right hand.
"I've a good mind not to shake hands with you," said she. "Wasn't it absurd of Hilary?"
"Horribly."
"He ought to have been all the more angry."
"Of course he ought."
"The presumption of it!" And Mrs. Hilary smiled. I also smiled.
"That poor old mother of his," reflected Mrs. Hilary. "Where did you say she
"Oh, and he stole for some wretched--?"
"Now do be careful. What do you know about the lady?"
"The lady! I can imagine Johnny Tompkin's's ideal?"
"So can I, if you come to that."
"And she must have known his money wasn't his own."
"Why must she?" I asked. "According to what he told Hilary, she didn't."
"I don't believe it," said Mrs. Hilary, with decision.
"Hilary believed it!"
"Oh, Hilary!"
"But, then Hilary knew the girl."
"Hilary knew--! You mean to say Hilary knew--?
"No one better," said I composedly.
Mrs. Hilary rose to her feet. "Who was the creature?" she asked sharply.
"Come," I expostulated, "how would you like it if your young man had taken to theft and--"
"Oh, nonsense. Tell me her name, please, Mr. Carter."
"Johnny told Hilary that just to see her and talk to her and sit by her side was 'worth all the money'--but then, to be sure, it was somebody else's money--and that he'd do it again to get what he had got over again. Then, I'm sorry to say, he swore."
"And Hilary believed that stuff?"
"Hilary agreed with him," said I. "Hilary, you see, knows the lady."
"What's her name, Mr. Carter?"
"Didn't you notice his attentions to any one?"
"I notice! You don't mean that I've seen her?"
"Certainly you have."
"Was she ever here?'
"Yes, Mrs. Hilary. Hilary takes care of that."
"I shall be angry in a minute, Mr. Carter. Oh, I'll have this out of Hilary!"
"I should."
"Who was she?"
"According to what he told Hilary, she was the most fascinating woman in the world, Hilary thought so, too."
Mrs. Hilary began to walk up and down.
"Oh, so Hilary helped to let him go, because they both--?"
"Precisely," said I.
"And you dare to come and tell me?"
"Well, I thought you ought to know," said I. "Hilary's just as mad about her as Johnny--in fact, he said he'd be hanged if he wouldn't have done the same himself."
I have once seen Madame Ristori play Lady Macbeth. Her performance was recalled to me by the tones in which Mrs. Hilary asked:
"Who is this woman, if you please, Mr. Carter?"
"So Hilary got him off--gave him fifty pounds too."
"Glad to get him away, perhaps," she burst out, in angry scorn.
"Who knows?" said I. "Perhaps."
"Her name?" demanded Lady Macbeth--I mean Mrs. Hilary--again.
"I shan't tell you, unless you promise to say nothing to Hilary."
"To say nothing! Well, really--"
"Oh, all right!" and I took up my hat.
"But I can watch them, can't I?"
"As much as you like."
"Won't you tell me?"
"If you promise."
"Well, then, I promise."
"Look in the glass."
"What for?"
"To see your face, to be sure."
She started, blushed red, and moved a step towards me.
"You don't mean--?" she cried.
"Thou art the woman," said I.
"Oh, but he never said a word--"
"Johnny had his code," said I. "And in some ways it was better than some people's--in some, alas! worse."
"And Hilary?"
"Really you know better than I do whether I've told the truth about Hilary."
A pause ensued. Then Mrs. Hilary made three short remarks, which I give in their order:
(1) "The little wretch!" (2) "Dear old Hilary!" (3) "Poor little man!"
I took my hat. I knew that Hilary was due from the city in a few minutes. Mrs. Hilary sat down by the fire.
"How dare you torment me so?" she asked, but not in the least like Lady Macbeth.
"I must have my little amusements," said I.
"What an audacious little creature!" said Mrs. Hilary. "Fancy his daring!--Aren't you astounded?"
"Oh, yes, I am. But Hilary, you see--"
"It's nearly his time," said Mrs. Hilary.
I buttoned my left glove and held out my right hand.
"I've a good mind not to shake hands with you," said she. "Wasn't it absurd of Hilary?"
"Horribly."
"He ought to have been all the more angry."
"Of course he ought."
"The presumption of it!" And Mrs. Hilary smiled. I also smiled.
"That poor old mother of his," reflected Mrs. Hilary. "Where did you say she