Dolly Dialogues [37]
her wrists were free.
"It's most unfair," said I indignantly.
"I don't care if it is," said Dolly, stooping down to lift a pot.
I watched her strain to lift it. She had chosen the largest and heaviest; she sighed delicately and delicately she panted. She also looked at her hands, and held them up for me to see the lines of brown on the pink. I put my hands in my pockets and said most sulkily, as I turned away towards the house:
"All right. It wasn't Mrs. Hilary then."
Dolly rose up, seized me by the arm, and made me run to the house.
"Mr. Carter," she cried, "would stop for those wretched pots. He's moved all except two, but he's broken three. Isn't he stupid?"
"You are an old ass, Carter," said Archie.
"I believe you're right, Archie," said I.
ONE WAY IN
I had a very curious dream the other night. In fact, I dreamt that I was dead. I passed through a green baize door and found myself in a small square room. Opposite me was another door inscribed "Elysian Fields," and in front of it, at a large table with a raised ledge, sat Rhadamanthus. As I entered I saw a graceful figure vanish through the door opposite.
"It's no use trying to deceive me," I observed. "That was Mrs. Hilary, I think; if you don't mind, I'll join her."
"I'm afraid I must trouble you to take a seat for a few moments, Mr. Carter," said Rhadamanthus, "while I run over your little account."
"Any formalities which are usual," I murmured politely, as I sat down.
Rhadamanthus turned over the leaves of a large book.
"Carter--Samuel Travers, isn't it?" he asked.
"Yes. For goodness sake don't confuse me with Vincent Carter. He only paid five shillings in the pound."
"Your case presents some peculiar features, Mr. Carter," said Rhadamanthus. "I hope I am not censorious, but--well, that fine at Bowstreet?"
"I was a mere boy," said I, with some warmth, "and my solicitor grossly mismanaged the case.."
"Well, well!" said he soothingly. "But haven't you spent a great deal of time at Monte Carlo?"
"A man must be somewhere," said I.
Rhadamanthus scratched his nose.
"I should have wasted the money anyhow," I added.
"I suppose you would," he conceded. "But what of this caveat lodged by the Dowager Lady Mickleham? That's rather serious, you know; isn't it now--joking apart?"
"I am disappointed," I remarked, "to find a man of your experience paying any attention to such an ill-natured old woman."
"We have our rules," he replied, "and I'm afraid, Mr. Carter, that until that caveat is removed--"
"You don't mean that?"
"Really, I'm afraid so."
"Then I may as well go back," said I, taking my hat.
At this moment there was a knock at the door.
"Although I can't oblige you with an order of admission," said Rhadamanthus, very civilly, "perhaps it would amuse you to listen to a case or two. There's no hurry, you know. You've got lots of time before you."
"It will be an extremely interesting experience," said I, sitting down again.
The door opened, and, as I expected (I don't know why, but it happens like that in dreams), Dolly Mickleham came in. She did not seem to see me. She bowed to Rhadamanthus, smiled, and took a chair immediately opposite the table.
"Mickleham--Dorothea--Countess of--" she said.
"Formerly, I think, Dolly Foster?" asked Rhadamanthus.
"I don't see what that's got to do with it," said Dolly.
"The account runs on," he explained, and began to consult his big book. Dolly leant back in her chair, slowly peeling off her gloves. Rhadamanthus shut the book with a bang.
"It's not the least use," he said decisively. "It wouldn't be kind to pretend that it was, Lady Mickleham."
"Dear, dear," said Dolly. "What's the matter?"
"Half the women in London have petitioned against you."
"Have they, really?" cried Dolly, to all appearance rather delighted. "What do they say, Mr. Rhadamanthus? Is it in that book? Let me look." And she held out her hand.
"The book's too heavy for you to hold," said he.
"I'll come round," said
"It's most unfair," said I indignantly.
"I don't care if it is," said Dolly, stooping down to lift a pot.
I watched her strain to lift it. She had chosen the largest and heaviest; she sighed delicately and delicately she panted. She also looked at her hands, and held them up for me to see the lines of brown on the pink. I put my hands in my pockets and said most sulkily, as I turned away towards the house:
"All right. It wasn't Mrs. Hilary then."
Dolly rose up, seized me by the arm, and made me run to the house.
"Mr. Carter," she cried, "would stop for those wretched pots. He's moved all except two, but he's broken three. Isn't he stupid?"
"You are an old ass, Carter," said Archie.
"I believe you're right, Archie," said I.
ONE WAY IN
I had a very curious dream the other night. In fact, I dreamt that I was dead. I passed through a green baize door and found myself in a small square room. Opposite me was another door inscribed "Elysian Fields," and in front of it, at a large table with a raised ledge, sat Rhadamanthus. As I entered I saw a graceful figure vanish through the door opposite.
"It's no use trying to deceive me," I observed. "That was Mrs. Hilary, I think; if you don't mind, I'll join her."
"I'm afraid I must trouble you to take a seat for a few moments, Mr. Carter," said Rhadamanthus, "while I run over your little account."
"Any formalities which are usual," I murmured politely, as I sat down.
Rhadamanthus turned over the leaves of a large book.
"Carter--Samuel Travers, isn't it?" he asked.
"Yes. For goodness sake don't confuse me with Vincent Carter. He only paid five shillings in the pound."
"Your case presents some peculiar features, Mr. Carter," said Rhadamanthus. "I hope I am not censorious, but--well, that fine at Bowstreet?"
"I was a mere boy," said I, with some warmth, "and my solicitor grossly mismanaged the case.."
"Well, well!" said he soothingly. "But haven't you spent a great deal of time at Monte Carlo?"
"A man must be somewhere," said I.
Rhadamanthus scratched his nose.
"I should have wasted the money anyhow," I added.
"I suppose you would," he conceded. "But what of this caveat lodged by the Dowager Lady Mickleham? That's rather serious, you know; isn't it now--joking apart?"
"I am disappointed," I remarked, "to find a man of your experience paying any attention to such an ill-natured old woman."
"We have our rules," he replied, "and I'm afraid, Mr. Carter, that until that caveat is removed--"
"You don't mean that?"
"Really, I'm afraid so."
"Then I may as well go back," said I, taking my hat.
At this moment there was a knock at the door.
"Although I can't oblige you with an order of admission," said Rhadamanthus, very civilly, "perhaps it would amuse you to listen to a case or two. There's no hurry, you know. You've got lots of time before you."
"It will be an extremely interesting experience," said I, sitting down again.
The door opened, and, as I expected (I don't know why, but it happens like that in dreams), Dolly Mickleham came in. She did not seem to see me. She bowed to Rhadamanthus, smiled, and took a chair immediately opposite the table.
"Mickleham--Dorothea--Countess of--" she said.
"Formerly, I think, Dolly Foster?" asked Rhadamanthus.
"I don't see what that's got to do with it," said Dolly.
"The account runs on," he explained, and began to consult his big book. Dolly leant back in her chair, slowly peeling off her gloves. Rhadamanthus shut the book with a bang.
"It's not the least use," he said decisively. "It wouldn't be kind to pretend that it was, Lady Mickleham."
"Dear, dear," said Dolly. "What's the matter?"
"Half the women in London have petitioned against you."
"Have they, really?" cried Dolly, to all appearance rather delighted. "What do they say, Mr. Rhadamanthus? Is it in that book? Let me look." And she held out her hand.
"The book's too heavy for you to hold," said he.
"I'll come round," said