Elminster in hell - Ed Greenwood [124]
The smaller, much quieter ball of Torm hurtled out of the doorway and struck his legs. With a crack, the crossbow fired its bolt into the nearest Zhent. The bowman's head cracked almost as loudly against the floor.
Torm fetched up against Rathan in a cursing, panting tangle. "So how are your bunions, Old Barrelhead?"
Rathan's reply was long and loud and extremely colorful. Tymora was not visibly present to wince and cringe, so Torm did it for her.
Well, that was impressive. Not useful, but at least impressive.
[images plunging]
"It is my hope, Lord, that you never find out," Tessaril replied, her eyes grave. As she spoke, there was a sudden crash, inside.
Another crash? Hmmm. The rest is lost. Another human wench, this one with eyes like smoke. Nothing but a snippet left… but is this not her face again, over here?
"Now," Tessaril said, "we wait. Would anyone like something to eat, before conquering Zhentil Keep?"
Bah!a snippet only, again-i could have sworn there was more…
If ye handled my remembrances more gently, devil, ye might see more. There was more to that… but "was"is the right of it, now;ye destroyed it!
Don't tell me what to do, little man! Nergal will rummage as he pleases!
[mind lash, pain, frenzied rushing images]
They chuckled, and then the Royal Magician of Cormyr lifted an eyebrow and asked disbelievingly, "This little maid called Shandril?"
"Aye, Shandril. She didn't know that no one dares attack Manshoon in his lair-so she went ahead and attacked him."
Again the little maid of spellfire. You have spellfire too, do you not?
[silence]
Elminster! Elminster!
Sorry, devil, I was in too much pain to bear thee…
Cute ploy, human. Cute. Never mind-I'll search without your help or clever comments.
[images spinning]
bah! I want to see another op your real memories, something clear and lengthy and useful tome… something vivid and relevant about one of the seven sisters coming into her power. give such a memory to me, and give it now. storm seemed to work last time. she's been your lover a time or two, hasn't she? give me storm-and then another of the seven.
Nearby, a heap of twisted Zhentarim bodies heaved, shifted, and convulsed. Out from under it emerged a bloody, panting, wounded Storm.
Aha! More, and not destroyed! I can do it!
Silence fell over the field of the fallen.
[growl] Well, I destroyed only part of it. There's n- But what's this? The shandril wench again?
"Ye must join the Harpers, lass," Elminster said gravely.
Shandril looked up at him with something like spellfire glinting in her eyes and replied, "1 'must? Why?"
The Old Mage shrugged. "Somehow," he said in a dry voice, waving a hand at the smoking destruction around them, "ye must learn when not to start something like this."
Bah! You teaching, yes, but what use can I make of it?
[images clawed aside, whirling]
"I can't be bothered wasting spells on them. Hang them, for the citizens to watch."
"You'll watch from the balcony as usual, Lord?". "No. I have work to do, and one death upon order is very much like another. There are things in life that give me greater pleasure… and far greater amusement."
Who was that?
Manshoon, a mage cleverer than some give him credit for, playing the sinister ruler of Zhentil Keep, some time ago.
And who are these buffoons, here? I've seen them in your mind before…
Adventurers. The Knights of Myth Drannor.
Might they be talking of magic?
Those two talk only of drink, riches, women, brawling, and magic, so ye've a one in five chance…
Hmmph. Better odds than some you've given me.
[chosen image rushing up large and bright]
Torm coughed. "Ahem," he began, artlessly. "By all the good watching gods, lords and ladies gentle, be of good cheer! Tis a mighty day, to be sure. Rathan the Mighty rides again, and I with him. Full five score times ago did I first