Fable, A - William Faulkner [152]
Thank you,' the German general said. '-An alliance, the alliance which will conquer the whole earth-Europe, Asia, Africa, the islands-to accomplish where Bonaparte failed, what Caesar dreamed of, what Hannibal didn't live long enough to do-'
'Who will be emperor?' the old general said. It was so courteous and mild that for a moment it didn't seem to register. The German general looked at him.
Tes,' the British general said as mildly: 'Who?' The German general looked at him. There was no movement of the face at all: the monocle simply descended from the eye, down the face and then the tunic, glinting once or twice as it turned in the air, into the palm lifted to receive it, the hand shutting on it then opening again, the monocle already in position between the thumb and the first finger, to be inserted again; and in fact there was no eyeball behind it: no scar nor healed suture even: only the lidless and empty socket glaring down at the British general.
'Perhaps now, General?' the old general said.
Thanks,' the German general said. But still he didn't move. The old general set the filled brandy glass in front of his still-vacant place. Thanks,' the German general said. Still staring at the British general, he drew a handkerchief from his cuff and wiped the monocle and set it back into the socket; now the opaque oval stared down at the British general. 'You see why we have Wednesday Night to hate you English,' he said. 'you are not soldiers. Perhaps you cant be. Which is all right; if true, you cant help it; we dont hate you for that. We dont even hate you because you dont try to be. What we hate you for is because you wont even bother to try. You are in a war; you blunder through it somehow and even survive. Because of your little island you cant possibly get any bigger, and you know it. And because of that, you know that sooner or later you will be in another war, yet this time too you will not even prepare for it. Oh, you send a few of your young men to your military college, where they will be taught perfectly how to sit a horse and change a palace guard; they will even get some practical experience by transferring this ritual intact to little outposts beside rice-paddies or tea-plantations or Himalayan goat-paths. But that is all. You will wait until an enemy is actually beating at your front gate. Then you will turn out to repel him exactly like a village being turned out cursing and swearing on a winter night to salvage a burning hayrick-gather up your gutter-sweepings, the scum of your slums and stables and paddocks; they will not even be dressed to look like soldiers, but in the garments of ploughmen and ditchers and carters; your officers look like a country-house party going out to the butts for a pheasant drive. Do you see? Getting out in front armed with nothing but walking sticks, saying, "Come along, lads. That seems to be the enemy yonder and there appear to be a goodish number of them but I dare say not too many"-and then walking, strolling on, not even looking back to see if they are followed or not because they dont need to because they are followed, do follow, cursing and grumbling still and unprepared still, but they follow and die, still cursing and grumbling, still civilians. We have to hate you. There is an immorality, an outrageous immorality; you are not even contemptuous of glory: you are simply not interested in it: only in solvency,' He stood, rigid and composed, staring down at the British general; he said calmly, in a voice of composed and boundless despair:'you are swine, you know,' Then he said, 'No,' and now in his voice there was a kind of incredulous outrage too. Tou are worse. You are unbelievable.
When we are on the same side, we win-always; and the whole world gives you the credit for the victory: Waterloo. When we are against you, you lose-always: Passchendaele, Mons, Cambrai and tomorrow Amiens-and you dont even know it-'
'If you please, General,' the old general said in his mild voice. The German general didn't even pause. He turned to the American.