Fanny and the Servant Problem [24]
You've got plenty of time, ladies. There's a train from Norton on the branch line at 5.33. Gets you into London at a quarter to nine.
ENGLAND. You're SURE?
DR. FREEMANTLE [he has his watch in his hand]. Quite sure. The station is only half a mile away.
ENGLAND. Don't let's miss it. Keep your watch in your 'and, there's a dear.
FANNY [her business is--and has been--to move quietly through the throng, making the girls welcome, talking, laughing with them, directing the servants--all in a lady's way. On the whole she does it remarkably well. She is offering a plate of fruit to Judy]. You're a nice acting manager, you are. [Judy laughs. Fanny finds herself in front of Ireland. She turns to England.] Won't you introduce us?
ENGLAND. I beg your pardon, dear. Of course, you don't know each other. Miss Tetsworth, our new Ireland, Lady Bantock. It is "Bantock," isn't it, dear?
FANNY. Quite right. It's a good little part, isn't it?
IRELAND. Well, depends upon what you've been used to.
ENGLAND. She's got talent, as I tell 'er. But she ain't you, dear. It's no good saying she is.
FANNY [hastening to smooth it over]. People always speak so well of us after we're gone. [Laughs.] You'll take another glass of champagne.
IRELAND. Thank you--you made a great success, they tell me, in the part.
FANNY. Oh, there's a deal of fluke about these things. You see, I had the advantage -
DR. FREEMANTLE [with watch still in his hand]. I THINK, ladies -
ENGLAND. Come on, girls.
A general movement.
FANNY. You must all come again--spend a whole day--some Sunday.
CANADA. Remember me to Vernon.
FANNY. He'll be so sorry to have -
ENGLAND [cutting in]. 'Ope we 'aven't upset you, dear. [She is bustling them all up.]
FANNY. Not at all. [She is kissing the girls.] It's been so good to see you all again.
ENGLAND. 'Urry up, girls, there's dears. [To Fanny] Good-bye, dear. [Kissing her.] We DO miss yer.
FANNY. I'm glad you do.
ENGLAND. Oh, it ain't the same show. [The others are crowding out of the door. She and Fanny are quite apart.] No chance of your coming back to it, I suppose? [A moment.] Well, there, you never know, do yer? Good-bye, dear. [Kisses her again.]
FANNY. Good-bye! [She stands watching them out. Bennet goes down with them. Ernest is busy collecting debris. Jane and Honoria stand one each side of the table, rigid, with set faces. After a moment Fanny goes to the open window. The voices of the girls below, crowding into the van, come up into the room. She calls down to them.] Good-bye. You've plenty of time. What? Yes, of course. [Laughs.] All right. Good-bye. [She turns, comes slowly back. She looks at Jane and Honoria, where they stand rigid. Honoria makes a movement with her shoulders--takes a step towards the door.] Honoria! [Honoria stops--slowly turns.] You can take away these glasses. Jane will help you.
Bennet has reappeared.
HONORIA. It's not my place -
FANNY. Your place is to obey my orders.
BENNET [his coolness seems to have deserted him. His voice is trembling]. Obey her ladyship's orders, both of you. Leave the rest to me. [Honoria and Jane busy themselves, with Ernest setting the room to rights.] May I speak with your ladyship?
FANNY. Certainly.
BENNET. Alone, I mean.
FANNY. I see no need.
BENNET [her firmness takes him aback. He expected to find her defiance disappear with the cause of it. But pig-headed, as all Bennets, her opposition only drives him on]. Your ladyship is not forgetting the alternative?
The Misses Wetherell have been watching the argument much as the babes in the wood might have watched the discussion between the two robbers.
THE ELDER MISS WETHERELL [in terror]. Bennet! you're not going to give notice!
BENNET. What my duty may be, I shall be able to decide after I have spoken with her ladyship--alone.
THE YOUNGER MISS WETHERELL. Dear! You will see him?
FANNY. I am sorry. I have not the time.
THE YOUNGER MISS WETHERELL.
ENGLAND. You're SURE?
DR. FREEMANTLE [he has his watch in his hand]. Quite sure. The station is only half a mile away.
ENGLAND. Don't let's miss it. Keep your watch in your 'and, there's a dear.
FANNY [her business is--and has been--to move quietly through the throng, making the girls welcome, talking, laughing with them, directing the servants--all in a lady's way. On the whole she does it remarkably well. She is offering a plate of fruit to Judy]. You're a nice acting manager, you are. [Judy laughs. Fanny finds herself in front of Ireland. She turns to England.] Won't you introduce us?
ENGLAND. I beg your pardon, dear. Of course, you don't know each other. Miss Tetsworth, our new Ireland, Lady Bantock. It is "Bantock," isn't it, dear?
FANNY. Quite right. It's a good little part, isn't it?
IRELAND. Well, depends upon what you've been used to.
ENGLAND. She's got talent, as I tell 'er. But she ain't you, dear. It's no good saying she is.
FANNY [hastening to smooth it over]. People always speak so well of us after we're gone. [Laughs.] You'll take another glass of champagne.
IRELAND. Thank you--you made a great success, they tell me, in the part.
FANNY. Oh, there's a deal of fluke about these things. You see, I had the advantage -
DR. FREEMANTLE [with watch still in his hand]. I THINK, ladies -
ENGLAND. Come on, girls.
A general movement.
FANNY. You must all come again--spend a whole day--some Sunday.
CANADA. Remember me to Vernon.
FANNY. He'll be so sorry to have -
ENGLAND [cutting in]. 'Ope we 'aven't upset you, dear. [She is bustling them all up.]
FANNY. Not at all. [She is kissing the girls.] It's been so good to see you all again.
ENGLAND. 'Urry up, girls, there's dears. [To Fanny] Good-bye, dear. [Kissing her.] We DO miss yer.
FANNY. I'm glad you do.
ENGLAND. Oh, it ain't the same show. [The others are crowding out of the door. She and Fanny are quite apart.] No chance of your coming back to it, I suppose? [A moment.] Well, there, you never know, do yer? Good-bye, dear. [Kisses her again.]
FANNY. Good-bye! [She stands watching them out. Bennet goes down with them. Ernest is busy collecting debris. Jane and Honoria stand one each side of the table, rigid, with set faces. After a moment Fanny goes to the open window. The voices of the girls below, crowding into the van, come up into the room. She calls down to them.] Good-bye. You've plenty of time. What? Yes, of course. [Laughs.] All right. Good-bye. [She turns, comes slowly back. She looks at Jane and Honoria, where they stand rigid. Honoria makes a movement with her shoulders--takes a step towards the door.] Honoria! [Honoria stops--slowly turns.] You can take away these glasses. Jane will help you.
Bennet has reappeared.
HONORIA. It's not my place -
FANNY. Your place is to obey my orders.
BENNET [his coolness seems to have deserted him. His voice is trembling]. Obey her ladyship's orders, both of you. Leave the rest to me. [Honoria and Jane busy themselves, with Ernest setting the room to rights.] May I speak with your ladyship?
FANNY. Certainly.
BENNET. Alone, I mean.
FANNY. I see no need.
BENNET [her firmness takes him aback. He expected to find her defiance disappear with the cause of it. But pig-headed, as all Bennets, her opposition only drives him on]. Your ladyship is not forgetting the alternative?
The Misses Wetherell have been watching the argument much as the babes in the wood might have watched the discussion between the two robbers.
THE ELDER MISS WETHERELL [in terror]. Bennet! you're not going to give notice!
BENNET. What my duty may be, I shall be able to decide after I have spoken with her ladyship--alone.
THE YOUNGER MISS WETHERELL. Dear! You will see him?
FANNY. I am sorry. I have not the time.
THE YOUNGER MISS WETHERELL.