Fun and Games - Duane Swierczynski [50]
Hardie told the little voice inside his head to go fuck itself, and he reached out into the darkness of the closet.
“Lane, goddamnit!”
Hardie’s fingers brushed against her. She moved away, yelling at him to get out, to save himself, they didn’t want him, they wanted her. Hardie ignored her and managed to wrap a hand around her forearm and pulled forward. She yanked her arm backward, screaming at him to leave her alone, it was over, save himself. Her arm slipped out of his hands.
And then everything started to collapse around them.
INTERLUDE WITH MILDLY FAMOUS KILLERS
Barstow, CA—Now
THE PSYCHOPATHS came out of the desert, looking for some breakfast.
First diner they found was in Barstow. Not a chain, which was good. Chains sucked. They liked homegrown joints. The girl gestured to a car, eyebrows raised, but the young man shook his head. Eggs first, get a car later. The young man said he could really go for some scrambled eggs with hot sauce, some jalapeño peppers maybe. The girl shook her head, patting her stomach. The young man laughed, replied that he had a cast-iron stomach. She rolled her eyes. He smirked at her, then put a hand on her shoulder.
“You ready for this, Jane?”
Jane nodded.
The young man, who called himself Phil, slid his hand down her chest until it was directly over her tit. He squeezed it gently, as if checking the firmness of supermarket produce.
“For good luck,” Phil said.
Jane pursed her lips and blew him a silent kiss.
Inside the diner, the air-conditioning was cool on their skin. Neither Phil nor Jane sweated much, but it was god-awful hot outside. The place was almost deserted. They’d missed the breakfast rush, if such a thing existed out here. Phil looked around quickly, saw that the place didn’t have quite the setup they needed.
“Let’s keep going.”
Jane looked around, then nodded in agreement.
A few joints later, Phil found an ideal spot: a gas station mini-mart with notions. While it couldn’t quite call itself a diner, or even a lunch counter, it had a little breakfast nook with some pale white disks that claimed to be made from eggs, English muffins, some fruit and cereal. There was a flat-screen TV mounted up in the corner playing cable news. Most important, it was still an out-of-the-way gas station. Enough customers to make this interesting; not enough to worry about being overwhelmed. A doughy-looking married couple in their forties. A bored-looking teenager with an eyebrow piercing. A female trucker with tattoos.
Phil and Jane entered, and Jane made a beeline for the breakfast nook and examined the faux eggs. Phil lingered by the door. He smirked at the counter guy and then reached behind to flip the lock before pulling a gun out of his jacket pocket. Jane, near the breakfast nook, had one to match. Everyone in the mini-mart froze in place, not quite believing what they were seeing.
Phil pointed the muzzle at the counter guy.
“You mind putting on Truth Hunters ?”
“Wh-what?”
“You’ve got the TV remote back there, don’t you? I’d like you to put on Truth Hunters. It’s my favorite show.”
“It’s not… I don’t think it’s on now.”
Phil kept speaking as if he didn’t hear the man’s response.
“I love the reenactments. They make me laugh, because they’re creepy and cheesy at the same time. You almost feel the danger, you can almost picture yourself there, at the other end of the gun or the knife or whatever, am I right or what?… and then the cheesiness sets in, and you realize you don’t have to be scared at all.”
He glanced over at Jane, who nodded once.
Now he was back, waving a gun in their faces. “But it’s a far cry from the real thing. As you’re all about to find out.”
Next came the part psychotic killer Philip Kindred loved best—the arranging, the stripping. He ordered the middle-aged wife and the trucker to strip down to their underwear, and then the doughy husband to take off his pants but leave his shirt on. Phil told him that his sister didn’t want to see his flabby man-tits,