Glasshouse - Charles Stross [38]
Sam continues to listen, looking puzzled then annoyed as the instructions continue. Finally, he puts the phone down. “Well!” He says emphatically.
“I’m trying to cook the coffee,” I tell him. “Come and tell me about it.”
“They’re sending a taxi. I’ve got half an ‘hour’—that’s nearly two kilosecs, isn’t it?—to get ready.”
“Who are ‘they’?” I ask. My stomach clenches with anxiety.
“I’ve been assigned a temporary job,” says Sam. “They’re picking me up for induction training. It’s to show me how the labor system here works. I may be given a different job later.”
“Huh.” I turn back to the coffee machine so he won’t see me frown. If that’s the hydroxide tank, then this must be the venturi nozzle . . . the disassembled metal bits don’t make any more sense to me than they did before I took it to pieces. “What am I supposed to do? Are they going to assign me a labor duty, too?”
“I don’t think so.” He pauses. “You can ask for a job, but they don’t expect you to. This one, the manual says it’s a starting point.” He doesn’t look too happy. “We get paid collectively,” he adds after a few seconds.
“What? You mean they make you work, and I get half of it?”
“Yes.”
I shake my head, then screw the machine back together. After a bit I get to the point where it’s making gurgling whining noises and dribbling brown liquid. I stare at it, then wonder, Isn’t it supposed to make a cup first? Silly me, no assemblers! I hastily rummage through the cupboards until I find a couple of cups and jam one under the nozzle. “Stupid, stupid,” I mutter, unsure whether I’m describing myself or the long-dead designers of the machine.
A taxi shows up in due course, and Sam goes off to his work induction training. I wander around the house for a bit, trying to figure out where everything is and what it does. The washing machine apparently has physical switches you have to set to make it work. It runs on water, and you have to add something called detergent to the clothes, a substitute for properly designed fabrics. After I read about fabrics in the manual Designed for Living, I feel a bit queasy and resolve to only wear artificial ones. There’s something deeply disturbing about wearing clothes made from dead animals. There’s stuff called “silk” that’s basically bug vomit, and the idea of it makes my skin crawl.
After a couple of hours I get bored. The house is deeply uncommunicative (if this was a real polity, I’d say it was autistic), and the entertainment resources are primitive, to say the least. I try the telephone, thinking I’ll call Cass and see how she’s doing—at a guess, Mick will be undergoing work induction, too, just like Sam—but the phone just makes that idiotic bleeping for a minute or so (I’m trying to adjust to the strange time units the ancients used). Maybe she’s asleep, or shopping. Or could she be dead? For a moment I daydream randomly: After Sam’s call, Mick hit her over the head with the handlebars from an exercise machine and chopped her up in the basement. Or he strangled her while she was asleep . . .
Why am I harboring these gruesome fantasies? Something is very wrong with me. I feel trapped, that’s a large part of it. I’m isolated here, stuck alone in a suburban house while my husband goes to his assigned job. Which is all wrong because what’s really going on is that there’s an assassin or assassins looking for me because of—because of what? Something that happened before my memory surgery—and I’m isolated, stuck here floundering around in my ignorance.
I need to get out of here.
Ten minutes later I’m standing outside the conservatory, wearing my dress-code-violating boots and trousers and with a bag over my shoulder containing my wallet and an extremely sharp knife I found in the kitchen. It’s absolutely pathetic, especially given the shape of my arm muscles (which feel as if I’ve been whacking on them with a hammer), but it’s the best I can do right now. With any luck, the assassins will be in the same situation, and I’ll have time to prepare