Glasshouse - Charles Stross [48]
“No.” What I think is, I really have to rescue Cass, Kay, from that scumsucker who’s got her locked up. “I don’t think you’re an idiot, Sam,” I hear myself telling him. I lean sideways and kiss him on the cheek in friendly intimacy. He starts, but he doesn’t try to push me away. “I just wish we weren’t this messed up.”
“Me too,” he says sadly. “Me too.” I lean against him for a while, words seeming redundant at this point. Then, because I’m becoming uncomfortably aware of his body, I get up and head back out to the garage. There’s still daylight, and I’ve got an idea or two in my head that I’d like to work on. If it turns out I have to rescue Kay from Mick and he’s violent, I want to be properly equipped.
ON Monday Sam goes to work. And the next day, and the one after that—every day of every week, except Sunday. He’s being trained as a legal secretary, which sounds a lot more interesting than it is, although he’s getting a handle on the laws and customs of the ancients—some big legal databases survived the dark ages almost untouched, and City Hall has to process a lot of paperwork. One result is that he wears the same dark suits every day, except at home, where it turns out to be okay for him to wear jeans and open-necked shirts.
I begin to get used to him leaving most days, and settle into a routine. I get up in the morning and make coffee for us both. After Sam heads for work I go down to the cellar and work out until I’m covered in sweat and my arms are creaking. Then I have another coffee, go outside, and run the length of the road between the two tunnels several times—at first I make it six lengths, as it’s half a kilometer, but I begin to increase it after Tuesday. When I’m staggering with near exhaustion, I go back home and have a shower, another cup of coffee, and either put on something respectable if I’m heading downtown or something disrespectable if I’m going to work in the garage.
There are other unpleasantnesses, of course. About two weeks into our residence, I wake up in the middle of the night with an unpleasant belly cramp. The next morning I’m disgusted to discover that I’m bleeding. I’d heard of menstruation, of course, but I hadn’t expected the YFH-Polity designers to be crazy enough to reintroduce it. Most other female mammals simply reabsorb their endometria, why should dark ages humans have to be different? I clean up after myself as well as I can, then find I’m still leaking. It’s a miserable time, but when I break down and phone Angel to ask if there’s any way of stopping it, she just suggests I go to the drugstore and look for feminine hygiene supplies.
Supplies come from the stores in the downtown zone. I get to shop a couple of times a week. Food comes in prepacked meal containers or as raw ingredients, but I’m a lousy cook and a slow learner so I tend to avoid the latter. This week I pull my routine forward—like, urgently—because feminine hygiene means the drugstore, where they sell pads to wear inside your underwear. The whole business is revolting. What’s going to happen next? Are they going to inflict leprosy on us? I grit my teeth and resolve to buy more underwear. And pain medication, which comes in small bitter-tasting disks that you have to swallow and which don’t work very well.
Clothing I’ve more or less sorted out. I’ve taken to asking Angel or sometimes Alice to choose stuff for my public appearances. This insures me against making a wrong choice and getting on anyone’s shit-list. Jen points out that I’ve got lousy fashion taste, an accusation that might actually carry some weight if there were enough of us in this snow globe of a universe to actually have fashions, rather than simply being on the receiving end of a fragmentary historical clothing database that’s advancing through the old-style 1950s at a rate of one planetary year per two tendays.
Other supplies . . . I haunt the