Glasshouse - Charles Stross [91]
I nod vigorously. “I, I’ll be at the front desk if you need me.” My teeth are nearly chattering. What is it with this guy? I’ve met misanthropes before, but Yourdon is something special.
Fiore and the Bishop hang out in the archive, doing whatever it is they do in there for almost three hours. At a couple of points I hear raised voices, Fiore’s unctuous pleading followed by the Bishop hissing back at him like an angry snake. I sit behind the desk, forcing myself not to look over my shoulder every ten seconds, and try to read a book about the history of witch-hunts in preindustrial Europa and Merka. It contains disturbing echoes of what’s going on here, communities fractured into mutually mistrustful factions that compete to denounce one another to greedy spiritual authorities drunk on temporal power. However, I find it hard to concentrate while the snake and the toad in the back room are making noises like they’re trying to sting each other to death.
It’s well into my normal lunch hour when Fiore and Yourdon surface. Fiore looks subdued and resentful. Yourdon appears to be in a better mood, but if this is his good humor, I’d hate to see him when he’s angry. When he smiles he looks like a skull someone’s stretched a sheet of skin over, colorless lips peeling back from yellowing teeth in a grin completely bereft of amusement. “You’d better get back to work then,” he calls to Fiore as he strides past my desk without so much as a nod in my direction. “You’ve got a lot of lost headway to make up.” Then he barges out through the front door as the long black limousine cruises round the edge of the block, ready to convey its master back to his usual haunts.
A few minutes later Fiore bumbles past me with a sullen glare. “I’ll be round tomorrow,” he mutters, then stomps out the door. No limousine for the Priest, who staggers off on foot in the noonday heat. My, how the mighty are fallen!
I watch him until he’s out of sight, then walk over and flip the sign on the door to CLOSED. Then I lock up and take a deep breath. I wasn’t expecting this to happen today, but it’s too good an opportunity to miss. I go fetch my bag from the staff room, then head for the repository.
It’s time for the moment of truth. Less than a hundred seconds after Fiore left the building, I slide the laboriously copied key into the lock. My heart is pounding as I turn it. For a moment it refuses to budge, but I jiggle it—the teeth aren’t quite engaging with the pins—and something falls into position and it squeals slightly and gives way. I push the door wide, then reach for the light switch.
I’m in a small room with no windows, no chairs, no tables, one bare electric bulb dangling on a wire from the ceiling, bookshelves on three walls, and a trapdoor in the middle of the floor.
“What is this shit?” I ask aloud, looking round.
There are box files on all the shelves, masses of box files. But there are no titles on the spines of the boxes, just serial numbers. Everything’s dusty except the trapdoor, which has been opened recently. I inhale, then nearly go cross-eyed trying not to sneeze. If this is Fiore’s idea of housekeeping, it’s no wonder Yourdon was pissed at him.
I look at the nearest shelf and pull down one of the files at random. There’s a button catch and I open it to find it’s full of paper, yellowing sheets of the stuff, machine-smooth, columns of hexadecimal numbers printed in rows of dumb ink. There’s a sequence number at the top of each sheet, and it takes me a few seconds to figure out what I’m looking at. It’s a serialized mind map, what the ancients would have called a “hex dump.” Pages and pages of it. The box file probably holds about five hundred sheets. If all the others I see contain more of this stuff, then I’m probably looking at about a hundred thousand sheets, each containing maybe ten thousand characters. Whatever is stored in this incredibly inefficient serial medium, it isn