Guards! Guards! - Terry Pratchett [82]
“Well, we decided to have a bite, so I sent Nobby out to the baker’s, see, and, well, we fought the prisoner ought to have something to eat…”
“Yes?” said Vimes encouragingly.
“Well, when Nobby asked him if he wanted his figgin toasted, he just give a scream and ran off.”
“Just that?” said Vimes. “You didn’t threaten him in any way?”
“Straight up, Captain. Bit of a mystery, if you ask me. He kept going on about someone called Supreme Grand Master.”
“Hmm.” Vimes glanced out of the window. Grey fog lagged the world with dim light. “What time is it?” he said.
“Five of the clock, sir.”
“Right. Well, before it gets dark—”
Colon gave a cough. “In the morning, sir. This is tomorrow, sir.”
“You let me sleep all day?”
“Didn’t have the heart to wake you up, sir. No dragon activity, if that’s what you’re thinking. Dead quiet all round, in fact.”
Vimes glared at him and threw the window open.
The fog rolled in, in a slow, yellow-edged waterfall.
“We reckon it must of flown away,” said Colon’s voice, behind him.
Vimes stared up into the heavy, rolling clouds.
“Hope it clears up for the coronation,” Colon went on, in a worried voice. “You all right, sir?”
It hasn’t flown away, Vimes thought. Why should it fly away? We can’t hurt it, and it’s got everything it wants right here. It’s up there somewhere.
“You all right, sir?” Colon repeated.
It’s got to be up high somewhere, in the fog. There’s all kinds of towers and things.
“What time’s the coronation, Sergeant?” he said.
“Noon, sir. And Mr. Wonse has sent a message about how you’re to be in your best armor among all the civic leaders, sir.”
“Oh, has he?”
“And Sergeant Hummock and the day squad will be lining the route, sir.”
“What with?” said Vimes vaguely, watching the skies.
“Sorry, sir?”
Vimes squinted upward to get a better view of the roof. “Hmm?” he said.
“I said they’ll be lining the route, sir,” said Sergeant Colon.
“It’s up there, Sergeant,” said Vimes. “I can practically smell it.”
“Yes, sir,” said Colon obediently.
“It’s deciding what to do next.”
“Yes, sir?”
“They’re not unintelligent, you know. They just don’t think like us.”
“Yes, sir.”
“So be damned to any lining of the route. I want you three up on roofs, understand?”
“Yes, si—what?”
“Up on the roofs. Up high. When it makes its move, I want us to be the first to know.”
Colon tried to indicate by his expression that he didn’t.
“Do you think that’s a good idea, sir?” he ventured.
Vimes gave him a blank look. “Yes, Sergeant, I do. It was one of mine,” he said coldly. “Now go and see to it.”
When he was left to himself Vimes washed and shaved in cold water, and then rummaged in his campaign chest until he unearthed his ceremonial breastplate and red cloak. Well, the cloak had been red once, and still was, here and there, although most of it resembled a small net used very successfully for catching moths. There was also a helmet, defiantly without plumes, from which the molecule-thick gold leaf had long ago peeled.
He’d started saving up for a new cloak, once. Whatever had happened to the money?
There was no one in the guardroom. Errol lay in the wreckage of the fourth fruit box Nobby had scrounged for him. The rest had all been eaten, or had dissolved.
In the warm silence the everlasting rumbling of his stomach sounded especially loud. Occasionally he whimpered.
Vimes scratched him vaguely behind the ears.
“What’s up with you, boy?” he said.
The door creaked open. Carrot came in, saw Vimes hunkered down by the ravaged box, and saluted.
“We’re a bit worried about him, Captain,” he volunteered. “He hasn’t eaten his coal. Just lies there twitching and whining all the time. You don’t think something’s wrong with him, do you?”
“Possibly,” said Vimes. “But having something wrong with them is quite normal for a dragon. They always get over it. One way or another.”
Errol gave him a mournful look and closed his eyes again. Vimes pulled his scrap of blanket over him.
There was a squeak. He fished around beside the dragon’s shivering body, pulled out a small rubber hippo,