Guilty Pleasures - Laurell K. Hamilton [2]
“I gave a full report to the police.” I stared up at him, almost looking him in the eye.
“Won’t even give me that, will ya?”
“I am not at liberty to discuss police business with you.”
“I told ’em you wouldn’t go for this.”
“Go for what? You haven’t told me a damn thing.”
“We want you to investigate the vampire killings, find out who’s, or what’s, doing it. We’ll pay you three times your normal fee.”
I shook my head. That explained why Bert, the greedy son of a gun, had set up this meeting. He knew how I felt about vampires, but my contract forced me to at least meet with any client that had given Bert a retainer. My boss would do anything for money. Problem was he thought I should, too. Bert and I would be having a “talk” very soon.
I stood. “The police are looking into it. I am already giving them all the help I can. In a way I am already working on the case. Save your money.”
He sat staring up at me, very still. It was not that lifeless immobility of the long dead, but it was a shadow of it.
Fear ran up my spine and into my throat. I fought an urge to draw my crucifix out of my shirt and drive him from my office. Somehow throwing a client out using a holy item seemed less than professional. So I just stood there, waiting for him to move.
“Why won’t you help us?”
“I have clients to meet, Willie. I’m sorry that I can’t help you.”
“Won’t help, you mean.”
I nodded. “Have it your way.” I walked around the desk to show him to the door.
He moved with a liquid quickness that Willie had never had, but I saw him move and was one step back from his reaching hand. “I’m not just another pretty face to fall for mind tricks.”
“You saw me move.”
“I heard you move. You’re the new dead, Willie. Vampire or not, you’ve got a lot to learn.”
He was frowning at me, hand still half-extended towards me. “Maybe, but no human could a stepped outta reach like that.” He stepped up close to me, plaid jacket nearly brushing against me. Pressed together like that, we were nearly the same height—short. His eyes were on a perfect level with mine. I stared as hard as I could at his shoulder.
It took everything I had not to step back from him. But dammit, undead or not, he was Willie McCoy. I wasn’t going to give him the satisfaction.
He said, “You ain’t human, any more than I am.”
I moved to open the door. I hadn’t stepped away from him. I had stepped away to open the door. I tried convincing the sweat along my spine that there was a difference. The cold feeling in my stomach wasn’t fooled either.
“I really have to be going now. Thank you for thinking of Animators, Inc.” I gave him my best professional smile, empty of meaning as a light bulb, but dazzling.
He paused in the open doorway. “Why won’t you work for us? I gotta tell ’em something when I go back.”
I wasn’t sure, but there was something like fear in his voice. Would he get in trouble for failing? I felt sorry for him and knew it was stupid. He was the undead, for heaven’s sake, but he stood looking at me, and he was still Willie, with his funny coats and small nervous hands.
“Tell them, whoever they are, that I don’t work for vampires.”
“A firm rule?” Again he made it sound like a question.
“Concrete.”
There was a flash of something on his face, the old Willie peeking through. It was almost pity. “I wish you hadn’t said that, Anita. These people don’t like anybody telling ’em no.”
“I think you’ve overstayed your welcome. I don’t like to be threatened.”
“It ain’t a threat, Anita. It’s the truth.” He straightened his tie, fondling the new gold tie tack, squared his thin shoulders and walked out.
I closed the door behind him and leaned against it. My knees felt weak. But there wasn’t time for me to sit here and shake. Mrs. Grundick was probably already at the cemetery. She would be standing there with her little black purse and her grown sons, waiting for me to raise her husband from the dead. There was a mystery of two very different wills. It was either years of court costs and arguments, or raise Albert