Ham On Rye - Charles Bukowski [106]
I let go of him and he turned.
“No, nothing doing,” he said.
“Two out of three.”
“Balls,” he said, “I’ll buy you a drink.”
We walked out of the Penny Arcade and down Main Street. A B-girl hollered out from one of the bars, “Hey, Marine, come on in!”
Becker stopped. “I’m going in,” he said.
“Don’t,” I said, “they are human roaches.”
“I just got paid.”
“The girls drink tea and they water your drinks. The prices are double and you never see the girl afterwards.”
“I’m going in.”
Becker walked in. One of the best unpublished writers in America, dressed to kill and to die. I followed him. He walked up to one of the girls and spoke to her. She pulled her skirt up, swung her high heels and laughed. They walked over to a booth in a corner. The bartender came around the bar to take their order. The other girl at the bar looked at me.
“Hey, honey, don’t you wanna play?”
“Yeah, but only when it’s my game.”
“You scared or queer?”
“Both,” I said, sitting at the far end of the bar.
There was a guy between us, his head on the bar. His wallet was gone. When he awakened and complained, he’d either be thrown out by the bartender or handed over to the police.
After serving Becker and the B-girl the bartender came back behind the bar and walked over to me.
“Yeh?”
“Nothing.”
“Yeh? What ya want in here?”
“I’m waiting for my friend,” I nodded at the corner booth.
“You sit here, you gotta drink.”
“O.K. Water.”
The bartender went off, came back, set down a glass of water.
“Two bits.”
I paid him.
The girl at the bar said to the bartender, “He’s queer or scared.”
The bartender didn’t say anything. Then Becker waved to him and he went to take their order.
The girl looked at me. “How come you ain’t in uniform?”
“I don’t like to dress like everybody else.”
“Are there any other reasons?”
“The other reasons are my own business.”
“Fuck you,” she said.
The bartender came back. “You need another drink.”
“O.K.,” I said, slipping another quarter toward him.
Outside, Becker and I walked down Main Street.
“How’d it go?” I asked.
“There was a table charge, plus the two drinks. It came to $32.”
“Christ, I could stay drunk for two weeks on that.”
“She grabbed my dick under the table, she rubbed it.”
“What did she say?”
“Nothing. She just kept rubbing my dick.”
“I’d rather rub my own dick and keep the thirty-two bucks.”
“But she was so beautiful.”
“God damn, man, I’m walking along in step with a perfect idiot.”
“Someday I’m going to write all this down. I’ll be on the library shelves: BECKER. The ‘B’s’ are very weak, they need help.”
“You talk too much about writing,” I said.
We found another bar near the bus depot. It wasn’t a hustle joint. There was just a barkeep and five or six travelers, all men. Becker and I sat down.
“It’s on me,” said Becker.
“Eastside in the bottle.”
Becker ordered two. He looked at me.
“Come on, be a man, join up. Be a Marine.”
“I don’t get any thrill trying to be a man.”
“Seems to me you’re always beating up on somebody.”
“That’s just for entertainment.”
“Join up. It’ll give you something to write about.”
“Becker, there’s always something to write about.”
“What are you gonna do, then?”
I pointed at my bottle, picked it up.
“How are ya gonna make it?” Becker asked.
“Seems like I’ve heard that question all my life.”
“Well, I don’t know about you but I’m going to try everything! War, women, travel, marriage, children, the works. The first car I own I’m going to take it completely apart! Then I’m going to put it back together again! I want to know about things, what makes them work! I’d like to be a correspondent in Washington, D.C. I’d like to be where big things are happening.”
“Washington’s crap, Becker.”
“And women? Marriage? Children?”
“Crap.”
“Yeah? Well, what do you want?”
“To hide.”
“You poor fuck. You need another beer.”
“All right.”
The beer arrived.
We sat quietly. I could sense that Becker was off on his own, thinking about being a Marine, about being a writer, about getting laid. He’d probably make a good writer. He was bursting