Hit Man - Lawrence Block [84]
“Thoreau?”
“He said to beware of enterprises that require new clothes. He never said a thing about carnations.”
At ten past noon Keller was at his post, wearing the flower, brandishing the magazine. He stood there like a tin soldier for half an hour, then left his post to find a men’s room. He returned feeling like a deserter, but took a minute to scan the area, looking for someone who was looking for him. He didn’t find anybody, so he planted himself where he’d been standing earlier and just went on standing there.
At a quarter after one he went to a fast-food counter for a hamburger. At ten minutes of two he found a phone and called White Plains. Dot answered, and before he could get out a full sentence she told him to come home.
“Job’s been canceled,” she said. “The guy phoned up and called it off. But you must have been halfway to D.C. by then.”
“I’ve been standing around since noon,” Keller said. “I hate just standing around.”
“Everybody does, Keller. At least you’ll make a couple of dollars. It should have been half in advance . . .”
“Should have been?”
“He wanted to meet you first and find out if you thought the job was doable. Then he’d pay the first half, with the balance due and payable upon execution.”
Execution was the word for it. He said, “But he aborted before he met me. Doesn’t he like panache?”
“Panache?”
“The flower. Maybe he didn’t like the way I was wearing it.”
“Keller,” she said, “he never even saw you. He called here around ten-thirty. You were still on the train. Anyway, how many ways are there to wear a flower?”
“Don’t get me started,” he said. “If he didn’t pay anything in advance—”
“He paid. But not half.”
“What did he pay?”
“It’s not a fortune. He sent us a thousand dollars. Your end of that’s nothing to retire on, but all you had to do besides stand around was sit around, and there are people in this world who work harder and get less for it.”
“And I’ll bet it makes them happy,” he said, “to hear how much better off they are than the poor bastards starving in Somalia.”
“Poor Keller. What are you going to do now?”
“Get on a train and come home.”
“Keller,” she said, “you’re in our nation’s capital. Go to the Smithsonian. Take a citizen’s tour of the White House. Slow down and smell the flowers.”
He rang off and caught the next train.
He went home and hung up his suit, but not before discarding the touch of panache from his lapel. He’d already gotten rid of the magazine.
That was on a Wednesday. Monday morning he was in a booth at one of his usual breakfast places, a Greek coffee shop on Second Avenue. He was reading the Times and eating a plate of salami and eggs when a fellow said, “Mind if I join you?” He didn’t wait for an answer, either, but slid unbidden into the seat across from Keller.
Keller eyed him. The guy was around forty, wearing a dark suit and an unassertive tie. He was clean-shaven and his hair was combed. He didn’t look like a nut.
“You ought to wear a boutonniere,” the man said. “It adds, I don’t know, a certain something.”
“Panache,” Keller suggested.
“You know,” the man said, “that’s just what I was going for. It was on the tip of my tongue. Panache.”
Keller didn’t say anything.
“You’re probably wondering what this is all about.” Keller shook his head.
“You’re not?”
“I figure more will be revealed.”
That drew a smile. “A cool customer,” the fellow said. “Well, I’m not surprised.” His hand dipped into the front of his suit jacket, and Keller braced himself with both hands on the edge of the table, waiting to see the hand come out with a gun.
Instead the hand emerged clutching a flat leather wallet, which the man flipped open to disclose an ID. The photo matched the face across the table from Keller, and the accompanying card identified the face as that of one Roger Keith Bascomb, an operative of something called the National Security Resource.
Keller handed the ID back to its owner.
“Thanks,” Bascomb said. “You were all set