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Hogfather - Terry Pratchett [130]

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Ma Lilywhite’s dying wish, although she hadn’t known it at the time. Her last words to her son were “You try and get to the horses, I’ll try to hold ’em off on the stairs, and if anything happens to me, take care of the dummy!”


*They generally know in time to have their best robe cleaned, do some serious damage to the wine cellar and have a really good last meal. It’s a nicer version of Death Row, with the bonus of no lawyers.


*It was, in fact, a pleasant masculine scent. But only to female weasels.


* Which had died in its sleep. Of natural causes. At a great age. After a long and happy life, insofar as a sheep can be happy. And would probably be quite pleased to know that it could help somebody as it passed away.


*Arnold had no legs but, since there were many occasions when a boot was handy on the streets, Coffin Henry had affixed one to the end of a pole for him. He was deadly with it, and any muggers hard-pressed enough to try to rob the beggars often found themselves kicked on the top of the head by a man three feet high.

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Cover

Title Page

Dedication

Contents

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About the Author

Praise

Other Books by Terry Pratchett

Copyright

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