Holy Fire - Bruce Sterling [74]
There was a knock at the door. She assumed it was Emil’s dealer, an obscure gallery owner named Schwartz who dropped by every couple of days looking for product, but it wasn’t. It was a portly Czech woman in a powder blue civil-support uniform. She carried a valise.
“Dobry vecer.”
Maya quickly tucked the bird-nest translator into her ear, a reflexive habit by now. “How do you do. Do you speak English?”
“Yes, a little English. I am the landwoman here. This is my building.”
“I see. I’m pleased to meet you. May I help you with something?”
“Yes, please. Open the door.”
Maya stepped aside. The landlady bustled in and looked the studio over sharply. Slowly, a pair of the lighter stress marks disappeared from between her much-furrowed brows. Maya took her for seventy-five, maybe eighty. Very sturdy. Very well preserved.
“You go in and out for days now,” the landlady said briskly. “You’re the new girlfriend.”
“I guess so. Uhm … jmenuji se Maya.” She smiled.
“My name is Mrs. Najadova. You are much cleaner than his last girl. You are Deutschlander?”
“Well, I came here from Munchen. But really, I’m just passing through.”
“Welcome to Praha.” Mrs. Najadova opened her valise and thumbed through a series of accordion folders. She produced a fat sheaf of laminated papers in English. “This are your support documents. All for you. Read them. Safe places to eat. Safe places to sleep. This is important medical service. Maps of Praha. Cultural events. Here is coupons for shops. Schedule of train and bus. Here is police advice.” Mrs. Najadova shuffled the documents and a little stack of cheap smartcards into Maya’s hands. Then she looked her in the eye. “Many young people come to Praha. Young people are reckless. Some people are bad. The wanderjahr girl must be careful. Read all of the official counsel. Read everything.”
“You’re very kind. Really, this is enormously helpful. Dekuji.”
Mrs. Najadova removed a gilt-embossed gilt smartcard from her jacket pocket. “These are church services. You’re a religious girl?”
“Well, no, not actually. I’m always pretty careful about drugs.”
“Poor girl, you are missing the true fine part of life.” Mrs. Najadova shook her head mournfully. She set her valise down, and deftly removed a telescoping dust-mop handle and a sterile packet of adhesive sponges. “I must sample the room now. You understand?”
Maya put the documents on the new bedspread. “You mean for contagion sampling. Yes, I’ve been wondering about that. Do you have some tailored subtilis or maybe some coli? Something I can spread around to knock back any pathogens. That corner under the sink smells kind of yeasty.”
“From the medical support,” said Mrs. Najadova, visibly pleased. “You report for official checkup. They will give you what you need to keep good house.”
“Isn’t there another way to get those microbe cultures? I’m not really due for a checkup just yet.”
“But it’s free checkup! Gift by the city! It’s all written on the documents. Where to go. How to report.”
“I see. Okay. Thanks a lot.”
Mrs. Najadova assembled her mop and began methodically creeping about the studio, scraping and dabbing. “The potter has wild mouses.”
“Mm-hmm.”
“He has bad hygiene. He leaves food and insects come.”
“I’ll watch for that.”
Mrs. Najadova, having reached a decision, looked up. “Girl, you must know this. The girlfriends of this crazy man, they are not happy. Maybe at first a few days. In the end they always cry.”
“It’s very sweet of you to be so considerate. Please don’t worry, I promise you I’m not going to marry him.”
The door opened. A neatly hair-cut Emil came in with a shopping bag. A violent argument erupted at once, in blistering Czestina. There was shouting and stomping and vile condemnation, charge and countercharge. It seemed to last forever. At last Mrs. Najadova retreated from the studio, with a shake of her mop and a final volley of vitriolic threats. Emil slammed the door.
“Emil, really. Was all that necessary?”
“That woman is a cow!”
“I’m surprised you could even remember her name.”
Emil glowered.