Junie B., First Grader_ Cheater Pants - Barbara Park [0]
#1 Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus
#2 Junie B. Jones and a Little Monkey Business
#3 Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth
#4 Junie B. Jones and Some Sneaky Peeky Spying
#5 Junie B. Jones and the Yucky Blucky Fruitcake
#6 Junie B. Jones and That Meanie Jim's Birthday
#7 Junie B. Jones Loves Handsome Warren
#8 Junie B. Jones Has a Monster Under Her Bed
#9 Junie B. Jones Is Not a Crook
#10 Junie B. Jones Is a Party Animal
#11 Junie B. Jones Is a Beauty Shop Guy
#12 Junie B. Jones Smells Something Fishy
#13 Junie B. Jones Is (almost) a Flower Girl
#14 Junie B. Jones and the Mushy Gushy Valentime
#15 Junie B. Jones Has a Peep in Her Pocket
#16 Junie B. Jones Is Captain Field Day
#17 Junie B. Jones Is a Graduation Girl
#18 Junie B., First Grader (at last!)
#19 Junie B., First Grader: Boss of Lunch
#20 Junie B., First Grader: Toothless Wonder
#21 Junie B., First Grader: Cheater Pants
#22 Junie B., First Grader: One-Man Band
#23 Junie B., First Grader: Shipwrecked
#24 Junie B., First Grader: BOO … and I MEAN It!
#25 Junie B., First Grader: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells! (P.S. So Does May.)
#26 Junie B., First Grader: Aloha-ha-ha!
#27 Junie B., First Grader: Dumb Bunny
Top-Secret Personal Beeswax: A Journal by Junie B. (and me!)
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1. A+ May
2. Weekend Fun
3. Twitching
4. Cheater Pants
5. The Note
6. Tin Can
7. Pallies
8. A+ Us
9. Sleeping on It
Next to me, May got her homework out of her backpack. And she put it on her desk.
She smoothed out her paper and smiled.
“I'm sure I'll get another A+ on this one. I get an A+ on all my homework papers, Junie Jones,” she said. “One time, my homework was so perfect, Mr. Scary sent a happy note home to my mom and dad.”
I did a shrug. “Blah, blah, blah,” I said back.
May did a mad face at me.
Then she quick tapped Lennie on the back of his head.
“Lennie, did you hear what I just said to Junie Jones?” she asked. “I told her that I always, always get A+'s on my homework.”
Lennie turned around.
“Please don't touch my hair, May,” he said. “I used my brand-new gel to spike it today. And I don't want you messing it up.”
I waved at Lennie across the aisle.
“I would never touch your hair, Leonard,” I said. “Your hair looks like an interesting glob of artwork, almost. And artwork should just be gawked at.”
Lennie nodded. “Thank you, Junie B. Jones.”
“You're welcome, Lennie Whose-Last-Name-Starts-with-an-S, I think,” I said.
After that, I smiled at May very smuggy.
Lennie likes me way better than he likes her.
May squinted her eyes at me. “How come you didn't take your homework out yet, Junie Jones?” she asked. “You're not following directions very well this morning, are you?”
I did a big breath.
Then I quick reached into my backpack. And I pulled out a rumpled paper. And I pretended it was my homework.
“There,” I said. “There's my homework. Now please mind your own beeswax, you snoopy pooper, May.”
May's face got reddish and flushy.
She started to raise her hand to tattletale. Only just then, the teacher called her name.
“May? It's your day to take the attendance sheet to the office,” he said. “Would you like to come up here and get it, please?”
“Yes!” she said. “I would love to, Mr. Scary!”
The attendance sheet is when teachers send the names of the absent children to the office.
I do not actually approve of that practice.
May hurried to the front of the room.
“I'm never absent, Mr. Scary,” she said. “I'm always, always here. Have you ever noticed that? Huh? Have you ever noticed how I'm always, always here?”
Mr. Scary closed his eyes for a second.
“Oh, yes, May,” he said. “Believe me. I've noticed.”
May did a giggle. “Also, I'm always punctual,” she said. “Have you noticed that, too? Have you noticed how punctual I am?”
She smiled at the class.
“Punctual means ‘on time,’ everyone,” she explained. “Last year, I was so punctual, I got the Punctual Award.