Lifeguard - James Patterson [60]
“That’s what you think,” he said.
I felt this monstrous downshift and Champ’s Ducati slid into the intersection—and hairpinned sharply to the left.
I think my stomach was left somewhere behind. We were leaning so low, my jeans scraped against the pavement. We barely managed to avoid a head-on with a Lexus driven by some tourist with his bug-eyed family.
All of a sudden we were zigzagging down Cocoanut.
“How’s that for an exit, mate?” Geoff flashed back a grin.
It was as if we had jumped through the woods on some ski trail, and now we were on another trail, skiing against the flow. I looked around for a cop, exhaling with relief that one wasn’t in sight. Then I looked behind. The Hummer had screeched to a stop at the intersection. I thought for sure he’d yank a right and get out of there. But he didn’t! He swerved to the left—and was coming after us again.
“Jesus,” I shouted, squeezing Champ’s ribs, “he’s still on us!”
“Damn”—he shook his head—“those bastards have no respect for the law.”
He pressed the throttle, but now we were coming up on Palm Beach’s busiest shopping street, Worth Avenue. We slowed for half a second.
“Always wanted to try this . . .” Champ gunned the bike again.
He jerked the Ducati to the left. Suddenly we were heading up Worth Avenue. Against traffic.
The wrong way!
Chapter 71
THIS WAS THE craziest yet!
We were zigzagging through oncoming cars, swerving out of people’s way. Tourists and other shoppers on the sidewalk pointed as if it were some kind of show. We cut between two cars, people pointing, their heads craning. I was praying I didn’t hear the sound of a police siren.
We dodged a man loading an SUV, then sideswiped an antique pedestal. It shattered into pieces on the ground. Oh shit . . . We drove past the Phillips Galleries. I glanced behind. Amazingly, the Hummer had made the turn and was still behind us, horn blaring madly against anyone blocking the way. It was as if the driver knew he had immunity if he got caught.
“Champ, we have to get out of here,” I said. “Get off this street.”
He nodded. “I was thinking the same thing.”
We made a sharp right, zipping into an entrance to the Poincietta Country Club. I glanced behind. The Hummer had made its way through the obstacle course of traffic. It was still following us.
Champ hit the accelerator and we picked up speed, approaching a golf course. Through hedges I could see golfers on a fairway. The Hummer was still closing.
I gripped Champ’s waist. “I’m up for ideas.”
“How’s your golf game, buddy?”
“My what?”
“Hold on!” He jerked the Ducati at a sharp right angle, sparks slashing up from the pavement. We blasted right through an opening in the hedges, branches whipping my face.
Suddenly we were off the road and in the middle of a perfectly manicured golf fairway!
Ten yards in front of us some poor guy with a five iron was about to play his shot to the green.
“Sorry, playing through!” Champ shouted as the Ducati sped past. Two golf partners in a cart looked on, as if they were in someone else’s crazy nightmare. Maybe they were. “Dogleg a bit to the right,” Geoff said. “I’d play a fade.”
He crossed the wide emerald green fairway, the Ducati picking up speed, every golfer standing agog. I yelled, “Champ, are you crazy, man?”
Suddenly we slipped through another hedge and were in the middle of someone’s backyard. There was a beautiful pool, a cabana, and a startled woman in a bathing suit reading on a chaise longue.
“Sorry,” Geoff said, waving as we weaved by, “wrong turn. Carry on.”
The gal immediately reached for a cell phone. I knew that in about two minutes the Hummer was going to be the least of our worries. The Palm Beach police would be on our tail. Whatever element of slapstick comedy this scene had was fading into full-fledged panic, fast—very fast.
We ducked through another opening in a hedge and emerged on South County. “All clear,” Geoff said with a wink. No way the Hummer could follow us.
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