Like Warm Sun on Nekkid Bottoms - Charles Austen [196]
“Ah,” the woman said, smiling. She tossed the second bone backward, without looking, into the sink, then wiped her greasy fingers on her enormous breasts, breasts Boone kept glancing down at with obvious interest—trying not to ogle, but failing miserably.
Eventually, she held out a marginally cleaner hand for him to shake.
“My name’s Mindie,” she said. “I’m single, too.”
If you enjoyed this book, and we’re assuming you did
since you got this far without dustbinning the thing,
(although it’s possible you could be one of those
unique people who skips ahead to see the ending of every book they read
just in case you’re hit by a bus, somewhere in the middle,
and wouldn’t want to spend eternity not knowing how things turned out,
in which case, all bets are off)
you won’t want to miss Chuck’s next novel:
Satan’s Little Girl
The story of a young woman who dies, goes to hell,
and ends up having the time of her life.
Coming summer of 2008
To be followed in record time by
Nekkid Bottoms By The Sea
The outrageous sequel to the book you apparently still hold in your hands.
You can put it down now. And thank you for your time.
Good night.
Chuck Austen wrote comic books for several years during
the early part of this new millennium. He wrote some forty
issues of various X-Men titles, more than a dozen Superman
stories, JLA: Pain of The Gods, Captain America, US War Machine,
and many, many others, including his own creation: Boys of Summer,
a manga available from TokyoPop. He left the industry
to write novels, and screenplays. Chuck also co-created the hit
television series Tripping The Rift, which won the Playboy
Animation Festival Grand Prize, and is the only comic book
writer ever to win the Genesis Award for Outstanding Artistic
Achievement. Before that, he worked for many years on the
popular, animated television series King Of The Hill.
He lives in Los Angeles with his lovely wife, lovely son,
two lovely daughters, lovely dog, and even lovlier birds. This is
his first book. But not his last.
You can check out his current projects at:
www.nekkidbottoms.com
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