Lincoln's Yarns and Stories [5]
run, are more easily informed through the medium of a broad illustration than in any other way, and as to what the hypercritical few may think, I don't care."
HUMOR A PASSPORT TO THE HEART BY GEO. S. BOUTWELL, Former Secretary of the United States Treasury.
Mr. Lincoln's wit and mirth will give him a passport to the thoughts and hearts of millions who would take no interest in the sterner and more practical parts of his character.
DROLL, ORIGINAL AND APPROPRIATE. BY ELIHU B. WASHBURNE, Former United States Minister to France.
Mr. Lincoln's anecdotes were all so droll, so original, so appropriate and so illustrative of passing incidents, that one never wearied.
LINCOLN'S HUMOR A SPARKLING SPRING, BY DAVID R. LOCKE (PETROLEUM V. NASBY), Lincoln's Favorite Humorist.
Mr. Lincoln's flow of humor was a sparkling spring, gushing out of a rock--the flashing water had a somber background which made it all the brighter.
LIKE AESOP'S FABLES, BY HUGH McCULLOCH, Former Secretary of the United States Treasury.
Many of Mr. Lincoln's stories were as apt and instructive as the best of Aesop's Fables.
FULL OF FUN, BY GENERAL JAMES B. FRY, Former Adjutant-General United States Army.
Mr. Lincoln was a humorist so full of fun that he could not keep it all in.
INEXHAUSTIBLE FUND OF STORIES, BY LAWRENCE WELDON, Judge United States Court of Claims.
Mr. Lincoln's resources as a story-teller were inexhaustible, and no condition could arise in a case beyond his capacity to furnish an illustration with an appropriate anecdote.
CHAMPION STORY-TELLER, BY BEN. PERLEY POORE, Former Editor of The Congressional Record.
Mr. Lincoln was recognized as the champion story-teller of the Capitol.
LINCOLN CHRONOLOGY.
1806--Marriage of Thomas Lincoln and Nancy Hanks, June 12th, Washington County, Kentucky. 1809--Born February 12th, Hardin (now La Rue County), Kentucky. 1816--Family Removed to Perry County, Indiana. 1818--Death of Abraham's Mother, Nancy Hanks Lincoln. 1819--Second Marriage Thomas Lincoln; Married Sally Bush Johnston, December 2nd, at Elizabethtown, Kentucky. 1830--Lincoln Family Removed to Illinois, Locating in Macon County. 1831--Abraham Located at New Salem. 1832--Abraham a Captain in the Black Hawk War. 1833--Appointed Postmaster at New Salem. 1834--Abraham as a Surveyor. First Election to the Legislature. 1835--Love Romance with Anne Rutledge. 1836--Second Election to the Legislature. 1837--Licensed to Practice Law. 1838--Third Election to the Legislature. 1840--Presidential Elector on Harrison Ticket. Fourth Election to the Legislature. 1842--Married November 4th, to Mary Todd. "Duel" with General Shields. 1843--Birth of Robert Todd Lincoln, August 1st. 1846--Elected to Congress. Birth of Edward Baker Lincoln, March l0th. 1848--Delegate to the Philadelphia National Convention. 1850--Birth of William Wallace Lincoln, December 2nd. 1853--Birth of Thomas Lincoln, April 4th. 1856--Assists in Formation Republican Party. 1858--Joint Debater with Stephen A. Douglas. Defeated for the United States Senate. 1860--Nominated and Elected to the Presidency. 1861--Inaugurated as Prtsident, March 4th. 1863-Issued Emancipation Proclamation. 1864-Re-elected to the Presidency. 1865--Assassinated by J. Wilkes Booth, April 14th. Died April 15th. Remains Interred at Springfield, Illinois, May 4th.
LINCOLN AND McCLURE.
(From Harper's Weekly, April 13, 1901.)
Colonel Alexander K. McClure, the editorial director of the Philadelphia Times, which he founded in 1875, began his forceful career as a tanner's apprentice in the mountains of Pennsylvania threescore years ago. He tanned hides all day, and read exchanges nights in the neighboring weekly newspaper office. The learned tanner's boy also became the aptest Inner in the county, and the editor testified his admiration for young McClure's attainments by sending him to edit a new weekly paper which the exigencies of politics called into being in an adjoining county.
The lad was over six feet high, had the thews of Ajax and the voice of Boanerges,
HUMOR A PASSPORT TO THE HEART BY GEO. S. BOUTWELL, Former Secretary of the United States Treasury.
Mr. Lincoln's wit and mirth will give him a passport to the thoughts and hearts of millions who would take no interest in the sterner and more practical parts of his character.
DROLL, ORIGINAL AND APPROPRIATE. BY ELIHU B. WASHBURNE, Former United States Minister to France.
Mr. Lincoln's anecdotes were all so droll, so original, so appropriate and so illustrative of passing incidents, that one never wearied.
LINCOLN'S HUMOR A SPARKLING SPRING, BY DAVID R. LOCKE (PETROLEUM V. NASBY), Lincoln's Favorite Humorist.
Mr. Lincoln's flow of humor was a sparkling spring, gushing out of a rock--the flashing water had a somber background which made it all the brighter.
LIKE AESOP'S FABLES, BY HUGH McCULLOCH, Former Secretary of the United States Treasury.
Many of Mr. Lincoln's stories were as apt and instructive as the best of Aesop's Fables.
FULL OF FUN, BY GENERAL JAMES B. FRY, Former Adjutant-General United States Army.
Mr. Lincoln was a humorist so full of fun that he could not keep it all in.
INEXHAUSTIBLE FUND OF STORIES, BY LAWRENCE WELDON, Judge United States Court of Claims.
Mr. Lincoln's resources as a story-teller were inexhaustible, and no condition could arise in a case beyond his capacity to furnish an illustration with an appropriate anecdote.
CHAMPION STORY-TELLER, BY BEN. PERLEY POORE, Former Editor of The Congressional Record.
Mr. Lincoln was recognized as the champion story-teller of the Capitol.
LINCOLN CHRONOLOGY.
1806--Marriage of Thomas Lincoln and Nancy Hanks, June 12th, Washington County, Kentucky. 1809--Born February 12th, Hardin (now La Rue County), Kentucky. 1816--Family Removed to Perry County, Indiana. 1818--Death of Abraham's Mother, Nancy Hanks Lincoln. 1819--Second Marriage Thomas Lincoln; Married Sally Bush Johnston, December 2nd, at Elizabethtown, Kentucky. 1830--Lincoln Family Removed to Illinois, Locating in Macon County. 1831--Abraham Located at New Salem. 1832--Abraham a Captain in the Black Hawk War. 1833--Appointed Postmaster at New Salem. 1834--Abraham as a Surveyor. First Election to the Legislature. 1835--Love Romance with Anne Rutledge. 1836--Second Election to the Legislature. 1837--Licensed to Practice Law. 1838--Third Election to the Legislature. 1840--Presidential Elector on Harrison Ticket. Fourth Election to the Legislature. 1842--Married November 4th, to Mary Todd. "Duel" with General Shields. 1843--Birth of Robert Todd Lincoln, August 1st. 1846--Elected to Congress. Birth of Edward Baker Lincoln, March l0th. 1848--Delegate to the Philadelphia National Convention. 1850--Birth of William Wallace Lincoln, December 2nd. 1853--Birth of Thomas Lincoln, April 4th. 1856--Assists in Formation Republican Party. 1858--Joint Debater with Stephen A. Douglas. Defeated for the United States Senate. 1860--Nominated and Elected to the Presidency. 1861--Inaugurated as Prtsident, March 4th. 1863-Issued Emancipation Proclamation. 1864-Re-elected to the Presidency. 1865--Assassinated by J. Wilkes Booth, April 14th. Died April 15th. Remains Interred at Springfield, Illinois, May 4th.
LINCOLN AND McCLURE.
(From Harper's Weekly, April 13, 1901.)
Colonel Alexander K. McClure, the editorial director of the Philadelphia Times, which he founded in 1875, began his forceful career as a tanner's apprentice in the mountains of Pennsylvania threescore years ago. He tanned hides all day, and read exchanges nights in the neighboring weekly newspaper office. The learned tanner's boy also became the aptest Inner in the county, and the editor testified his admiration for young McClure's attainments by sending him to edit a new weekly paper which the exigencies of politics called into being in an adjoining county.
The lad was over six feet high, had the thews of Ajax and the voice of Boanerges,