London Calling - James Craig [125]
Grabbing a fresh beer, Xavier dropped on to the sofa in the middle of the large sitting room. On a TV mounted on the wall the presenter proclaimed: ‘The polls have now closed in today’s General Election. And tonight it looks as though Britain has a new government. We are predicting that Edgar Carlton will become the next prime minister, with a majority of twenty seats in the House of Commons.’
In the ballroom outside, the music started up as the victory party proper finally got under way. Xavier felt his brother’s hand rest on his shoulder as he gulped down his beer. Neither man said anything, their elation drowned in sheer relief.
They were still lost in their thoughts when the door swung open and William Murray fell into the room, eyes gleaming.
‘Congratulations!’ shouted the special adviser. ‘You’ve done it!’ In each hand, Murray held up a magnum of chilled Krug 1995, beads of condensation quickly forming on the dark green glass. An unlit Romeo y Julieta Short Churchill was wedged between his lips. Standing unsteadily on one leg, he kicked the door shut behind him with the other.
The little sod’s drunk, thought Xavier. But why not? I will be, too, soon enough. Everyone should get blasted on a night like this. The night of a lifetime.
‘Thank you, William.’ Edgar stepped forward, smiling broadly. The emotion of the moment had subsided, and he was regaining his composure. ‘And thank you for all your work on our behalf over the last few years.’
Tears in his eyes, the young man bowed his head. ‘It has been an honour …’
‘You have been a vital member of the team,’ Edgar burbled, ‘and, as I have always said, this is simply the beginning of our adventure.’ He gestured towards the door. ‘Please let everyone know that Xavier and I will be coming out right away. Let’s get the party started. Tonight we want everyone here to have a great time. Goodness knows, they deserve it. Can you tell them that we’ll be with them in a few minutes.’
Murray stared at him blankly. ‘No, I really don’t think so.’ Tossing one of the bottles on to the sofa, he skipped straight towards Edgar. Grabbing it by the neck with both hands, he lifted the remaining bottle high above his head. The two politicians appeared mesmerised. For a millisecond, as he struggled to keep his balance, it looked as if Murray might tip over backwards. Then, grunting with the effort, he brought the Krug bottle smashing down right on to Edgar’s head with a dull clunk.
‘What the …?’ Xavier watched in disbelief as his brother crumpled under the heavy blow. He tried to stand up, but Murray was upon him before he could force himself out of his seat. The first blow glanced off his arms, raised in defence, but the second caught him full in the face, sending him spiralling into darkness.
Xavier registered the smell of burning flesh before he heard the scream.
‘No-ooo!’
Reluctantly opening his eyes, it took Xavier another second or two to realise that he was lying face-down on the carpet, his hands tied behind his back and his feet taped together. Worse still, he was totally naked. The worst headache he had ever known was scouring at the inside of his skull, and he badly wanted to puke. Slowly, he turned his head in the direction of Edgar’s cries.
Lying about six feet away, his brother was also bound hand and foot, naked from the waist down. Edgar’s right buttock sported a nasty red burn about the size of a fifty-pence piece, clearly the result of William Murray’s casual deployment of the now lit cigar.
‘Help! Help! HELP!’ Edgar’s face turned crimson as he screamed with all his might. However, against the sound of Kylie Minogue thudding through the intervening wall from the