Main Lines, Blood Feasts, and Bad Taste - Lester Bangs [167]
As I may have said earlier, over the years I have noticed that the music that has meant the most to me, whether in terms of plain old garden variety association (you know, romance and all that stuff), the deeply personal identifications that occur when that magic confluence causes a certain piece of music to come along at a certain time, and— guess what?—it turns out to be better medicine for heart/soulache, balm for shredded nerves, them jetstream tropic mambo rumpus when spring breaks out in you lubricious unto delirium in any old time of the year—somehow, always, I end up with music, the soundtracks to whatever latest escapades (‘cause I am truly obnoxious, carry armloads of albums with me everywhere I go), refusing to fall into your generic categories which, by the way, have you noticed in the stores they getting ‘em ever-narrower defined till one day we’re gonna wake up and the only way to tell The Heartbreakers Live at Max's Kansas City Vol. VIIfrom Chuck Mangione Plays Rupert Holmes Gorillas for UNICEF will be by dat big old black-n-white PRICE CODE slapped right on the front of every album? Cover art? Who needs it? We gotta veritable New Hebrides among computer filing systems what don’t give diddley iffen you think y’all just gonna barge in here splitting who-cares hairs such as por exemplo Judy Holliday and Billie Holiday now wasn’t they sisters somewhere back there in the corncrib we’ll file ‘em together anyhoo they’re both dead after all.
And that's the present and future state of the art of the music business, which is why I am more than merely proud to be associated with this set. I’m honored because, friends, if you’ll just take my little words here on good faith, buy this sucker, take it home and slide it on that turntable, I guarantee you gonna have a listening experience like unto you never previously suspected existed in this galaxy at least. And they didn’t even have to fall back on no “Star Wars” synthesizer gimcracks. Nope. This music sounds like it was recorded in the ballrooms of Heaven, and that's right, I’m talking about that place where all those peculiar emanations plop theyselves on stray cloudlets and Hendrixify just a tad now and then on all them golden harps. Here, you have one too, easy to play, ain’t it?
But, I still hear you screaming, where in God's name did this stuff COME FROM? The answer is that I don’t know. Haven’t the foggiest. I do know that it was recorded in Germany pre-Hitler, mid-Twenties to early Thirties, that everybody in the band is white, that they’ve absorbed black soul, gospel, blues, ragtime, and SOMETHING ELSE AFRICAN that really sproings the chilly willies up your spine (eat your hearts out Byrne