Manhattan Noir - Lawrence Block [31]
You gonna shoot, shoot.
Amen …
It took only one glance.
Looking into Ricky Kelleher’s eyes, Schaeffer decided he wasn’t in on the attempted hit.
The small goofy guy, with dirty hair and a cocky face, strode up to the spot where Schaeffer was leaning against a wall, hand inside his coat, near his new automatic. But the loser didn’t blink, didn’t show the least surprise that the cop was still alive. The detective had interviewed suspects for years and he now concluded that the asshole knew nothing about T.G.’s plan.
Ricky nodded, “Hey.” Looking around, asked, “So where’s T.G.? He said he’d be here early.”
Frowning, Schaeffer asked, “Didn’t you hear?”
“Hear what?”
“Damn, you didn’t. Somebody clipped him.”
“T.G.?”
“Yep.”
Ricky just stared and shook his head. “No fucking way. I didn’t hear shit about it.”
“Just happened.”
“Christ almighty,” the little man whispered. “Who did it?”
“Nobody knows yet.”
“Maybe that nigger.”
“Who?”
“Nigger from Buffalo. Or Albany. I don’t know.” Ricky then whispered, “Dead. I can’t believe it. Anybody else in the crew?”
“Just him, I think.”
Schaeffer studied the scrawny guy. Well, yeah, he did look like he couldn’t believe it. But, truth was, he didn’t look upset. Which made sense. T.G. was hardly Ricky’s buddy; he was a drunk loser bully.
Besides, in Hell’s Kitchen the living tended to forget about the dead before their bodies were cold.
Like he was proving this point, Ricky said, “So how’s this going to affect our, you know, arrangement?”
“Not at all, far as I’m concerned.”
“I’m going to want more.”
“I can go a third.”
“Fuck a third. I want half.”
“No can do. It’s riskier for me now.”
“Riskier? Why?”
“There’ll be an investigation. Somebody might turn up something at T.G.’s with my name on it. I’ll have to grease more palms.” Schaeffer shrugged. “Or you can find yourself another cop to work with.”
As if the Yellow Pages had a section, “Cops, Corrupt.”
The detective added, “Give it a few months. After things calm down, I can go up a few more points then.”
“To forty?”
“Yeah, to forty.”
The little man asked, “Can I have the Rolex?”
“The guy’s? Tonight?”
“Yeah.”
“You really want it?”
“Yeah.”
“Okay, it’s yours.”
Ricky looked out over the river. It seemed to Schaeffer that a faint smile crossed his face.
They stood in silence for a few minutes and, right on time, the tourist, Shelby, showed up. He was looking terrified and hurt and angry, which is a fucking tricky combination to get into your face all at one time.
“I’ve got it,” he whispered. There was nothing in his hands—no briefcase or bag—but Schaeffer had been taking kickbacks and bribes for so long that he knew a lot of money can fit into a very small envelope.
Which is just what Shelby now produced. The grim-faced tourist slipped it to Schaeffer, who counted the bills carefully.
“The watch too.” Ricky pointed eagerly to the man’s wrist.
“My watch?” Shelby hesitated and, grimacing, handed it to the skinny man.
Schaeffer gave the tourist his driver’s license back. He pocketed it fast then hurried east, undoubtedly looking for a taxi that’d take him straight to the airport.
The detective laughed to himself. So, maybe New York ain’t such a nice place to visit, after all.
The men split the money. Ricky slipped the Rolex on his wrist but the metal band was too big and it dangled comically. “I’ll get it adjusted,” he said, putting the watch into his pocket. “They can shorten the bands, you know. It’s no big deal.”
They decided to have a drink to celebrate and Ricky suggested Hanny’s since he had to meet somebody over there.
As they walked along the avenue, blue-gray in the evening light, Ricky glanced at the placid Hudson River. “Check it out.”
A large yacht eased south in the dark water.
“Sweet,” Schaeffer said, admiring the beautiful lines of the vessel.
Ricky asked, “How come you didn’t want in?”
“In?”
“The boat deal.”
“Huh?”
“That T.G. told you about. He said you were going to pass.”
“What the fuck’re you talking about?”
“The boat thing. With that guy from Florida.”
“He never said anything